do not disturb 🏝️🏜️🌵

(unless it’s with oodles of cash)

spur of the moment rockhounding trip?

say less ⛏️🪨✨

is it even 4/20 if you don’t get high and watch a documentary about space? 🪐

did my mom & i spend $80 at the dispensary? yes, yes we did.

are you covering it? yes, yes you are. 🍃

you’re gonna make me cry

enjoying a slow morning poolside while you’re hustling off to start your work week

be sure to send to me on your lunch break, mmmkay? 😘

if you’re serving me, you should always be striving to do something that causes me to brag on the timeline.

arizona day two 🌵

sound healing & in-n-out

(wellness is a spectrum mmmkay 😂)

my pool days put you in a sending haze

arizona day one ☀️

flying american when you’re strictly a delta girly is cruel and unusual punishment

one sub is begging to join the mile high club and be drained while i’m in the air on my way to arizona.

who else is joining him?

i truly don’t think i have ever flown out of a gate at the airport that wasn’t at the end of the earth.

who are these people who just get to take a short little jaunt to gate A2 while i’m on a three day trek to gate A74?

when a sub sends triple digits just because

tell me why i woke up with the beginning of a cold on my first day of vacation.

super rude if you ask me.

finishing up packing for my arizona trip and am bringing nothing but bathing suits and sun dresses

raise your hand if you’re going to be losing your mind at just the mere thought of me in both for the next week ✋🏼

cashed out all my payment methods today - time for your simps to rack ‘em back up 🥰

“i needed this…”

and it’s just a helplessly addicted simp sending me $1,000

me too - i am just so intrigued by her

men are always just so incompetent

blaring and screaming along to “porch light” by noah kahan while dancing around your apartment is incredibly cathartic it turns out

i get slow and quiet mornings while you hustle off to work to make my money

i get ease and comfort, you get purpose and the satisfaction that comes from making me happy - it’s a win, win.

subs who are eager to send to your friends because they know it makes you happy are top tier

(it’s also just insanely hot btw)

here’s your frequent reminder that 🧊 is still in minnesota.

they frequently surveill the volunteer group i help lead and we’re hearing that they’re ramping things up again in chicago, so are preparing for the same here.

we’re not giving up and abandoning our neighbors and neither should you.

you’re not spending your morning composting pallets of moldy sweet potatoes?

bummer - it’s so fun and you get to look so cute

coffee and breakfast have been acquired - $12

go cover it multiple times for me 😇

it’s wild - i also cannot get over that little man leaping around in the woods to show off his hiking skills

so many men are such losers 😂

staring down the barrel of an extremely long day with lots of peopling

i already can’t wait to get home and melt into my bed

update: she decided to consume herself with cult documentaries instead

okay, so who’s watched “trust me: the false prophet” on netflix?

holy. hell.