Dude, just pay for your girl scout cookie order.

Enough to fool their bosses (and themselves) who only see "line goes up" charts.

Sophie just has that hustle mindset.

Same! For my main account @jp.world, I just turned off the PDS instance, so it's offline now. Hopefully she'll get bored.

Hmm, so I started getting spammed on my PDS, going to turn it off for a while and see if they back off.

Whenever I google anything like this about my cat, the answer is always "Sure, if you don't want a cat anymore. You monster."

this is me posting to my normal account with python

Hello world! I posted this via the Python SDK.

It’s a nice one, has a good spin on the daily game genre.

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Nevermind, it works. It just looks odd when you paste it in iOS.

Wordle 1,247 4/6*

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Oh no, can Bsky not handle Wordle nicely?

“Apex user.” ⬅️ This needs to go in your profile.

so—Dems handwringing and lying about Harris running (and losing) on trans rights are pushing the same disinformation campaign as Trump’s anti-trans ads

Me every time I load the dishwasher

My favorite dromedary.

The tipping point. When the Bluesky interface becomes the screenshot default.

“My vote doesn’t matter!”

Exciting updates,,,

The REAL Mark Hamill has officially joined,!!
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social

Marks are making their mark over here
@mcuban.bsky.social

He might ghost ya but that’s cuz he’s Casper
@devonsawa.bsky.social

Making all your fantasies and nightmares true
@realgdt.bsky.social

The meta-commentary on Threads is getting crazy.

The only other option was to vote for someone who said Latinx once.

And seriously, this would be a fascinating look of a life of self-started fame.

Endorsed. Hollywood, get this done.

We need a Flavor Flav biopic.

That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about. (The show is Better Off Ted, it’s hard to get a good GiF of it.)

Awesome profile picture.

I played conexo.ws 11/16/2024 and got it in 24 guesses and 2 hints.

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Lenovo, no this is just sad.