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Posts by Noemissis

Years ago I decided that taking one day off after travel to recover, do laundry, etc, was an overall gain in work efficiency for the week following a trip. I highly recommend this strategy! Also I am terrible at actually implementing it and I may need to file a formal complaint against myself.

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Thanks for sharing!

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Quiero esto para la raqueta eléctrica anti mosquitos.

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Un amigo que juega a baloncesto siempre se queja de lo guarros que son los del fútbol con la excusa de que es inevitable porque correr hace que se produzca mucosidad o noséqué. Pero nunca verás a un jugador de basket escupir en el parqué 🤷‍♀️

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Yo diría que es esto porque nunca había necesitado ponerme protector solar hasta junio por lo menos, y el otro día me quemé dando un paseo (y eso que no estuve fuera ni una hora). Antes el cambio era gradual y el cuerpo y la piel se acostumbraban.

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En los 60 mi madre pasó de vivir en una casa de adobe contruida por mi abuelo a ir a discotecas a ver a Los Bravos, Los Brincos o Raphael, y a guateques a escuchar a los Rolling Stones. Pero mi abuelo la zurraba si la pillaba llevando pantalones. La brecha generacional fue brutal ahí.

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Por fin veremos bebés paloma! 🤩

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what is the charge. what crime has been done

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The location of the Strait of Hormuz on google with the opening hours shown at Mon-Fri 9.30am - 4pm

The location of the Strait of Hormuz on google with the opening hours shown at Mon-Fri 9.30am - 4pm

Someone has actually done this on Google 😂😂👏

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Napkinless Man With Grease-Covered Fingers Realizes He Trapped In A Prison Of His Own Creation

Napkinless Man With Grease-Covered Fingers Realizes He Trapped In A Prison Of His Own Creation

Napkinless Man With Grease-Covered Fingers Realizes He Trapped In A Prison Of His Own Creation theonion.com/napkinless-man-with-grea...

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Sorry I’m late. I was trying to open one of those *$#@ plastic bags in the produce section at the grocery store.

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Mediterraneans who eat olive oil and cheese and drink wine on terraces are thinner, healthier, happier, and live longer.

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Jesse Waters is wearing a blue suit while raising his his arm. The low armhole is forcing the shoulder pad to lift off his body.

Jesse Waters is wearing a blue suit while raising his his arm. The low armhole is forcing the shoulder pad to lift off his body.

James Cagney is wearing a suit while dancing. He's jumping mid-air and raising his arm. Since the armhole is cut correctly for his body, the jacket stays almost totally still, even as he's moving. He looks much more elegant than Waters in this sense.

James Cagney is wearing a suit while dancing. He's jumping mid-air and raising his arm. Since the armhole is cut correctly for his body, the jacket stays almost totally still, even as he's moving. He looks much more elegant than Waters in this sense.

When a jacket's armhole is too low or not properly shaped for the wearer, it can restrict movement. This can force the shoulder pad to lift off the body. Good tailoring should allow for free and comfortable movement, making the garment look natural on you.

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Garlic

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Ahora necesito una camiseta que diga "Hoy espero acabar bastante Nati Abascal".

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I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

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Vaya máquinas!! Un padre y sus dos hijos que hacen cosplays artesanalmente, sobre todo de guerreros.

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Guisantes y habas. Pero me gustaban tanto (sobre todo los guisantes) que al recipiente solo llegaban la mitad.

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Joder, pero qué le pasa a la gente.

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😮

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a screenshot of  google play music SORRY GOOGLE (TM) YOUTUBE (R) MUSIC (TM) showing Chopin's top songs

a screenshot of google play music SORRY GOOGLE (TM) YOUTUBE (R) MUSIC (TM) showing Chopin's top songs

feels weird to use streaming music features with classical artists. it's like, yeah baby, give me Frédéric Chopin's top songs. bangers only, in descending order of bangitude. you know i only want his HITS, and what the FUCK is Nocturne Op.55 No. 1 in F Minor doing THAT low on this list??

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Heroine is made from poppies.

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Igual antiguamente llevaban camisón por algo 🧐

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Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider The Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland is offline, following a run-in with a small mammal that munched on a power cord.

April 2016

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Ah, y sin pantalones del pijama en cuanto sube un poquito la temperatura ahora en primavera 😅

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Sí, y se me pasó cambiando a una colcha fina de algodón. Hay que evitar edredones, boatiné y otros acolchados sintéticos.

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Colcha fina y de algodón o tejidos naturales, nada de boatiné ni acolchados o edredones sintéticos.

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Oh no @nikkigarcia.es

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