Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads They Oz you up, your mandyias. They may not mean to, but they do. They give you vast and trunkless legs A sunken shattered visage too. But they were Ozzed up in their turn By Mandyias upon the sand Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command. Oz hands on mandyias to man. Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can Ye mighty and despair yourself

When you turn up to a party and realise you're underdressed

“Transphobia is not f**cking feminist”

Kate Nash's powerful speech during her performance at Glastonbury.

Stand up for trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️

Join me and @GoodLawProject and help us fight the Supreme Court’s harmful decision:https://goodlawproject.org/s/c41bb8

This kid runs circles around the reporter

Carry on using the right toilets. And remind your friends and family voting in the local elections next week that this is Labour's policy and Labour extended the term of the bigot running the EHRC.

‘I can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist’

~ Pedro Pascal

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The Story Behind the Music of The Muppet Christmas Carol Death and redemption paved the way for a new Christmas classic.

You might already know, but it was the first thing Williams did after getting sober. “‘He resonated almost more powerfully than anybody with the redemption story of Scrooge,’ says [Brian] Henson.” I read this article every year and get teary 🥲 www.vulture.com/2017/12/the-...

You'll definitely want to scroll through the winners of the animal comedy photography contest.

Hi! I recorded a little mini-special called “Trauma Response” with Don’t Tell Comedy! I am really proud of these jokes, and I hope you enjoy them! It would really mean a lot to me if you’d watch the set and comment share it if you like it! Watch here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=wTpq...

ME: I’m going to give you some advice on how to get through your anatomy exam.

SON: Ok, I’m all ears.

ME: Ok. Wow. We have a lot more work to do than I thought.

Homophobe Notices Flag In Shop

A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business

A felt-tip drawing of five squares. On the right is a stack with area 3,12 and 27. On the left is a single square with area 12. And a large square containing a question mark rests at an angle in the centre.

One of my favourite puzzles for the weekend!

What’s the area of the toppled square?

#geometrypuzzle

To be fair she does look like a chicken.