"blow me 1. slang Damn. Primarily heard in UK. Well, blow me. I can't believe you got an A on that impossible test! Jenny? Oh my goodness, blow me—I never thought I'd see you walk through those doors again."
It's derived from that but I swear this is normal here
You're in the next biggest group fren dw
A reply to the above email. "Banana. 🍌 Hey Emma, real human here, and fair test!"
Well blow me
in before all the men reply "i would buy jewellery" i see u contrarians
A reply to a standard email 'reaching out' to suggest selling jewellery with some online tool: "Hello Megan, if you are a real person and not an AI generated email copy pasted to lots of online stores. My audience is mostly men between 25 and 44 so I do not think there would be a big uptake in jewellery sales. Thank you for your time if you are a person, "say banana" and stink off if you are not. Emma xoxoxoxo"
can't wait to get an automated reply linking me to some kind of sign up form
no strem today my voice a lil sore
technically but our traditional 'red' party (labour) is a bit too far right for the association atm
That's the bit that really tickles my pickle
If it was working. I got so peeved my senses abandoned me
If my damn printer wasn't working I would be at this very moment printing some "vote green" and anti-fascist materials for my window
Absolutely repulsive letter from a local explaining that, like me, he is concerned about the country, that he considered voting reform (ew) but we MUST stick by our local tories because we CANNOT let labour or green and the left in, because they don't share OUR values
I'm so piddly peeved
I like that Santa Claus is a celebrity, but Jesus Christ is a Jesus Christ
Brb adding "get a message from Harry Potter" to my cameo
A text conversation between Emma and Connla (of God damn it fame) "Oh no emma I am so sorry I genuinely saw a video on YouTube and thought it was a picture of you But it was actually Harry potter Hahahhaha" "Are you serious right now" "Yeah I opened up YouTube and it was a picture of the new Harry Potter but he was doing that 'whelp' expression you sometimes do and I went 'oh did Emma do a second video?' And then when I read the title 'oh no'" A screenshot of a youtube thumbnail of the new Harry Potter "Oh my GOD Oh no it really kinda looks like me HOW"
I am not beating the "looks like Harry Potter" allegations
At $1.99 a minute we're gonna have to fundraise this thing! D:
I hope he knocks so I can ask him about RUGBY SWIM
A model's CV for Paul Luggeri, Reform UK candidate
Our local Reform people are canvassing so I looked up our guy (a task traditionally meant to check for chequered backgrounds) and uh. He's a model.
I don't know what to do with this information
Why do so many people elect to spend their bank holidays hammering things into other things?
There's chocolate to be eaten
A game that shouldn't exist, found on a discarded 1995 CD-ROM.
And you just installed it.
Forbidden Solitaire - a card-flipping dungeon horror from the creators of Ancient Enemy and Home Safety Hotline.
Coming soon to Steam + GOG
#comingsoon #steam #indiedev
My first idea was to put on the moustache!
Maybe he couldn't remember the word for housemate? Has he mistaken our house for a secret buiseness HQ? Does he think I'm a bro and panicked because he didn't know how to refer to a bro who lives with another bro?
I called back a handyman today who had already spoken to Matt and he said "alright mate, I've spoken to your... colleague and I'll be round this afternoon"
Desperate to know who he thinks I am and what he thinks my relation to Matt is
I'm barely on the interwebs, but you know I'll never miss a Louis Theroux documentary
Hstikkytokky seems like the kind of guy who would cheat at solitaire.
you needed to know
I was doing a Big Stretch while I had a cup in my hand (that I thought was empty) so I spilled juice on the floor from pretty high up, so it made a hefty splattering sound-
And Matt fully thought I had just loudly shit my pants for a second
He's still emotionally recovering
Not that leto
Meowgi snuck in when Matt answered the door while we were playing Death Stranding 2
OF COURSE she would come make biscuits on my belly while I fight the first boss of the game
A very unflattering still of Emma with simultaniously many chins and none
Am I more Baron Harkonnen, or Leto transforming into Big Worm?
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