Watching Palantir do Sephiroth posting about multiculturalism and I would like to remind everyone that they were doing corporate fake woke shit just like every other company.

All you Dem MFs running in the midterms, you can't point to polling anymore as your reason for being wishy-washy on this right here. So we'll know damn well where your bread is buttered if you do

loaded… pho… poutine… 🤤😍

I keep thinking about this because the whole thing is staunchly a refusal to accept reality. I don’t see any daylight between insinuating and believing everyone stayed home in 2024 and trump saying “actually, I won the war in Iran already”.

It is a flat out rejection of what happened.

No they’re not lol. There’s no reason for China to get involved with them or support them

i can only assume @quantian.bsky.social is too much of a coward to post this here on bsky so i will do it for him

bsky.app/profile/ayou...

hanif abdurraqib today, tomorrow, and always!!!

knockin all this shit over

tangentially: it's annoying when commenters assume i'm doing a "hello fellow kids" routine when all i've done is drop the code-switching pretence all Black people have learned to bring a bit of whimsy to a blog.

We thought we were living in a cyberpunk dystopia but this is actually straight from Warhammer 40K. The machine spirit must be appeased using the proper rituals. Blessings affixed with purity seals will keep the cogitator functioning.

Palantir CEO says AI ‘will destroy’ humanities jobs but there will be ‘more than enough jobs’ for people with vocational training

I think we gotta k*ll this guy Steven

and in the years since, the DC press has gotten much worse

a little more media literacy & we can wonder why so often hollywood associates a proclaimed opposition to colonialism with moustache-twirling villainy, maybe

gonna go find my high school civics teacher and beat the shit out of him

none of the 15 or so drafts this morning we made of this bit could have been cooked into a better quote than the one they actually just said out loud on the money channel with a straight face

Men get emotional about women sports,,, I just try do it in a positive way

monkey sitting in a labeled restraint chair, it has scallion pancake next to it, hands on the skeet button, drinking white monster energy, listening to Anthems For A Seventeen Year-Old Girl, Bluesky is on the moneky's screen

logging on

Taylor Lorenz’s Screen Time Is Almost 17 Hours a Day The extremely online journalist and content creator doesn’t believe in tech hygiene and yearns for a world where “inbox infinity” is celebrated.

lately ive been thinking about certain behaviors and thought patterns as the embodied manifestation of the cacophony of the internet. all those nihilistic meme mass shooters are one example, clavicular is another example, taylor lorenz is too. it's like you have a parasite controlling you

I don't think they'll make it, but if you dopes pick Rahm or Newsom, you'll deserve everything you get. Both of those guys have oppo files longer than War & Peace and have more skeletons in their closet than a Spirit Halloween. Strategically it's stupid and the media wants you to pick a loser

they are adding a sixth stage to grief called monkey mode

this is turning out to be one of the onion's all-time classics

Ohio FB marketplace is exactly what you think it is

Happy to confirm someone I always believed to be pathetic is actually even more pathetic than I imagined! Trust your gut!

This lawsuit is about nasty and serious stuff but this particular excerpt is a hilarious glimpse into someone arguing with AI and losing

It is so important to conceal the way your brain works from everyone around you

abundance theology is an ivy league educated hot dog heiress who did a cia stint acting as the avatar of common sense midwestern whiteness

Palestinian teen bullied by teacher over Pledge protest wins legal settlement Danielle Khalaf was humiliated by her teacher after she refused to stand for the Pledge. She sued. The result is a huge victory.

A 14-year-old girl knew her constitutional rights better than her teacher.

She sat during the Pledge to protest the war in Gaza.

Her teacher humiliated her, even saying "go back to your country."

She sued.

The district just paid up.

www.friendlyatheist.com/p/palestinia...

photo showing the rescuers saving the dog, next to the statue commemorating them

closeup on the base of the statue, showing a dog and a man in a ball cap

the top of the statue, where the person at the top of the slope has his hand outstretched so the viewer can "help" pull him up

in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing

My mother's answer was to vibrate between equal cruelty she faced as a girl and confusedly attempt kindness she had never known, hard to hold it against her when I meditate on all that I am aware of now as a young man of her life, mine, and our deeply evil society

“proudest achievement of 2026 thus far has been buying a home with my lover and immediately doing everything we can to rid the property of the soul sucking millennial gray/blue hues” “maybe this is controversial but i don't think it's fair to describe it as "millennial gray" when we were primarily victims of it, not perpetrators. that's like calling phone addiction "Gen Z Ailment" or lead poisoning as "Gen X Water"”

“gen x water” is so fucking funny to me i am absolutely gonna start calling it that