Arsenal poor at the back 🤨

FIMMMMM DE JOGO!

ARSENAL 4x2 LEICESTER

ufa 😮‍💨

risking it all by going into a hot topic and announcing i’m not a big fan of the nightmare before christmas

A long, intermittently lit cement-walled hallway with pipes running along it on the sides and weird wooden beams in the ceiling. There are cobwebs and some pooled water. It’s obviously not haunted.

A friend took me on this shortcut between buildings at CERN and I am definitely NOT now possessed by the restless spirits of generations of tortured protons

Chicken for dinner tonight so *obviously* the chimken tax had to be paid. (Missy and Scampi had already had their own share by this point)
#EverybodyLovesMousecow

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

Live update from the Yankee Stadium bleachers: @michaelbkelley.bsky.social is downloading the BlueSky app.

"The Juice" is beginning to flow.

game devs please please please make more games that are creepy and horrifying without jumpscares please please please. please i'm begging you

i do not intend to offend, but i am muting the words “lower decks”, i’m never going to watch it, i don’t get into animation, and 3,731 people tell me to watch it every single time i type the words star trek

Will Farrell on his trans friend Harper and why bigotry needs to get over things that aren’t hurting anyone and are none ot their goddamned business.

Will Ferrell has an enormous audience of straight dudes who need to hear this. Nothing but facts here about anti-trans bigotry:

Jude Bellingham: “When I’m drinking cappuccino & I put honey in it, my coach looks at me like ‘Wtf are you doing’ (laughs).”

Jude Bellingham must be stopped

A mossy oak log covered in pale Stereum ostrea mushrooms

Here are some nice mushrooms

Photo of my beautiful fluffy brown tuxedo tabby Fergus in soft, warm light from white Christmas lights. He looks brightly up to the right with his angelic little face.

I just spent two hours driving around to different pet stores trying to find his favorite food and you know what? HE'S WORTH IT.

I’m hearing people say that Bluesky is mean and toxic to people who express disagreement with progressive politics but when I ask which issues they’re disagreeing about exactly they keep not saying

A three panel comic. In the first panel, someone is giving Bex a lecture. They say, "If you wanted to do it, you would. If you haven't done it by now, you clearly don't want it badly enough. Your own lack of willpower is the problem here." In the second panel, a close-up shot of Bex staring with a blank smile on her face. In the third and final panel, through smiling teeth, Bex says, "fuck you."

🙂

NY post cover about Eric Adams says Grand Theft Ottoman

OK that's pretty good

something folks really gotta internalize is that there’s an optimal level of advancement to stay at if you want to be comic-book level corrupt

if you want guys to roll up outside your house with big sacks of money that say ‘$$ BRIBES $$’ you can’t invite this much of the spotlight

san sketch '21

The thing I don’t understand about the incel geek counterrevolution that dominates the other place is that more girls getting into comic books, video games and cartoons was like the best thing that ever happened to me before my 30s

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A witch is lounging on a sofa in her dark living room with a wine glass and book beside her. A black cat sleeps near her feet. The panel is titled "Fun things to do for witches." Panel 2: The witch sits in front of a vanity mirror, doing her makeup with wigs and makeup tools scattered around. A speech bubble reads, "Fabulous, dark princess!" The panel title reads "Beauty night with the boys." Panel 3: The witch stands beside a man lying on the floor, surrounded by candles. She says, "Light 'em up, Nibbles!" while a confused man on the floor replies, "Um..." The panel title reads "Ritual sacrifice with your bestie." Panel 4: The witch is lying on her sofa, reading a book titled The Witchumper. A speech bubble reads, "Oooh..." The panel title reads "Read a sexy book."

you stand in a room with two doors, one leading to freedom, the other to death. eric adams says whatever the charges are, they're lies. michael hobbes says whatever the charges are, they're true. you may ask them one question to determine which door to open.

Back in my day, digging through ditches and burning through witches were two separate jobs. Union jobs, no less. These days if you want to get slammed in the back of a dragula you have to download some lousy app.

A pic that looks like graffiti on a wall with Historia da Arte and 6 blackline sketches of cats in the style of famous painters: da Vinci Rembrandt, Monet, Pollock, Picasso and Dali

#cats

Today's art lesson:

This green meteor was captured while taking a time-lapse to document the urbanization around the Skyislands southern in India. The camera was set at 15s exposure for 999 shots and this came into one of those shots.

One thing that micro-transactions in video games have proven irrefutably is that men also want to spend a bunch of money on little outfits, and society had failed them in finding a way to express it.