the hesitation before birth. if there is a transmigration of souls, then i am not yet on the lowest rung. my life is the hesitation before birth

I don’t think I can read the words “quiet confidence” anymore without just assuming it’s AI writing. I don’t want to feel that way about language

Give me a briefing before you post we could make some real money off of this

Escape From Pompeii - board game Earn the favour of the gods as you race to escape the eruption of Mount Vesuvius on Pompeii's last day

Well this looks exciting 👀 Really hoping this one gets backed.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/exe...

this is what they (the normans) took from you

Hello are you busy the weekend of the 26th?

Please don’t do this to me, I’ve got enough indigestion as is

That is a REALLY old burrito I do not like where this is going

Keep it going!!! (You and him both)

They’re eliminating the sea lion commune at the zoo, thank god

We gotta keep an updating hotdog count for the Bisons games

This is proposal material, forget a ring buy me that freaky fuckin whale

Love this for you Liv

The madness continues! Next you are required to become gym rats, not because I have any interest in lifting weights, but so I can have an army of buff friends because I think it’d be funny

a diagram of the creation of the universe

man I was born in the wrong millennium, I would have torn it up in the cosmic dark ages

this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭

You will never physically recover from this cheat code for good news

nope! Hope this helps!

The internet is real life Opal but now that you’re a big time celebrity I suppose I can’t do that with you, especially considering I forget you have a last name pretty often

Jay Gleason is on the receiving end of this so often, he’s trying to get better with it though! It’s not incumbent on you to answer everyone’s questions all the time, even though it’s an infrequently fun and interesting thing to do for people

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I actually really enjoy people calling Josh Allen being MVP a Mickey Mouse win, because combined with his Nickelodeon MVP he’s in a league of his own. This is peak male performance

The moment we live in is genuinely only a few ticks dumber than the reign of Charles I

Ya know, I just think he could’ve avoided saying something like that on day one

I need a Tony Romo mute button

Gotta hit em, otherwise they’ll never learn

Just happy to see her looking well read on a bookshelf! Leave a note on the inside cover so I know all the places it’s been!