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I am actively trying to avoid hearing about Taylor Swift’s love life and Travis Kelce’s peen. Thanks.

Let it be known that QA WAS NOT the bottle neck this sprint. 😤

Last time I checked Republicans were the leading party in the house and senate. The fingers are being pointed at the wrong people.

Trump is going to literally kill us all.

I think we have a rain delay here in Colorado.

If we had a federal holiday for every child we have lost to school shootings maybe the government would actually take notice because we wouldn’t be working.

The answer is to leave us the fuck alone.

I hope Tylenol sues the pants off of him.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a bench . Alt: a black and white gif of Walt Disney in a suit and tie is sitting on a bench with the text “You’re Welcome”

Technically, Walt Disney has been collaborating with Nazis “for financial reasons”since 1940.

#Riefenstahl #Disney #Nazis #Fascism #Kimmel #ABC #FCC #DisneyPlus

TEMU 2023: Shop like a billionaire
TEMU 2025: Shop like a person living from paycheck to paycheck

I feel like therapists have had their hands full today. 😭

I’d really like to stop living in episodes of Black Mirror please.

Ohhhh ok!

Wait. Did you move here?!

Fuck you America, for making me have more stress, anxiety and feel absolutely unsafe in the country in which I was born.

It makes me fucking sick that the president is more focused on a murdered right winged influencer than he is in the two children who were shot in Colorado. Not a fucking peep from him.

I’ve really only seen the shooting in Evergreen on my local news channels when I was at the gym. But admittedly I also wanted one hour to get away from all of it and work on myself so I was not paying attention too hard to CNN or national news stations.

It’s the main story on Colorado local news networks thankfully. But America won’t see the local news.

Even the President didn’t acknowledge this but he was sure quick to announce that Charlie Kirk died.

3 CHILDREN ARE IN CRITICAL CONDITION AFTER A SCHOOL SHOOTING OCCURRED IN EVERGREEN, COLORADO. PRAY FOR THEM. THEY DID NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS.

At least 3 injured in shooting at Evergreen High School At least three people from Evergreen High School are in critical condition after a shooting involving and “active assailant,” Jefferson County officials said.

Charlie Kirk gets shot on the same day as a shooting that occurred in Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado.

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YES LOL EXACTLY!

2nd PR! I’m on fire!

Gym PDA is gross.

Kiss her somewhere else you sweaty fucks.

My muscles are saying hello!

Oops accidental PR lmao

Apple Watch recap videos always make me cry. 😭