man I'm fuckin obsessed with the apartments in When Harry Met Sally, aka the greatest autumnal romcom ever made.

I just deadass don't care about your fraternity status, my friend

Also can we remove the gene that allows white men to project across a bar with the fire of a thousand suns, now that we have gene splicing and shit?

Bruh even if I hadn’t been caught off guard I’m not the one who shoulda closed the schools

The struggle of being someone who is more and more attracted to strong ladies is real, except that I'm married to the strongest person I know

Please make sure your friends have the Trans Lifeline number if they need crisis line help. They will not contact the police without your consent and are available throughout the US at 1-877-565-8860

Big orange boi on his back begging for pets

I have been followed by so many cat photo accounts, and I just have to say, it's not what I expected, but I do truly love it here. Have a Terry.

every body needs a pickle friend tbh