You know how if you hold a funny face for long enough, it'll get stuck that way? The same thing applies to masturbation. If you fap to something too much, you'll become that.
Source: One time my friend Drew would not stop jerking off to big titted lactating goth baddies.
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Today is Lucina's birthday. All men please report to the anime hydraulic press for permanent lucinafication.
Gotta make sure my girl Tharja is here!
*publicly jerking off* "A-and then when you said your marriage vows to use in the highest part of the tower you'd drop into the deepest fucking squat a-and-"
"Haha wouldn't it be silly if you got kidnapped? Like in a tower and yearning and shit? God you'd probably get so good at sowing you'd make the prettiest dresses to wear. I bet you'd be extra bratty to the dragon guarding you and need TWO knights to rescue the princess haha"
Two sweaty and frustrated lady knights standing around some poor boy. They keep talking about how he'd look great in makeup and be really cute if he was a princess. Both are very obviously extremely hard.
thank you for ripping the ultimate wisdom from the throat of god
Fairy beats dragon
Holy shit dude, this banshee gives a mean s̸͕̤̣̙͉͎͖͔̦̘̎́̐̈́́̍̑͛̀͂̌̈̉͋̋̉͌̋͛̎̕͝͝ç̴̙̼͓̥͉̼̝̬̞̣̰̞͈͇͈̙̥̱͊͜ͅr̴̡̠͚͓͎̠̺̬̮͉̤͖̞͙̪͓̈̂͊̉͑͐̊͗̄͝è̷̫̩͇͎̺̹̜̼̹̹̻͍͇̆͛̽̏̅̈́͊̍͌̋͆a̶̧̧̜͇̳͔͓͇͔͈̹̫͇̳̲̱̗͇̲̟͈̜̜͉̞̤̠͗͒͋̈͛̑̇̉͂͊͘̚͘̕m̴̭͔̻̮̜̭͙̜͎̫͍̗͇̮̥̋͂͑ͅ-job.
sacred. thank you dearly...
if you make any sexthehex relevant miis in tomodachi life (hex maniacs chloé camilla tharja any manner of cding marth or calem) you are legally required to show me them.
this is doubly true if you stuck one of my ocs in your island.
There needs to be a story or something that's like the middle ground between Corruption of Champions and One Piece. Like arriving in new fantasy locaitons, dealing with the weird transformations and corruption there, and then off to the next! All the while growing the guild.
*definitely did not just spend the morning writing an adventuring centaur mage knight woman casting tornado magic to scare of a tyrannosaur and then fucking her succubus femboy healer up the ass with her giant horsecock* N-nuh-Uh!!
Oh yeah. This is how it's done.
leo why are your thighs just hanging out like that
oh I was not aware of this. he got his whole pussy out. this rules.
angels can still feel their halos if you tug them off of their heads. girls should shove their big cocks in there and fuck his lightpussy until he cums handsfree.
Perfect. Thank you for the prettiest.
doodle of forrest 👉👈
Reading a @sexthehex.bsky.social story be like (affectionate)
Doodle of @franktonius.bsky.social ‘s boy J. He’s brainrot to me.
Shauntal pokemon
Dude penetrative sex is not meta. It's sub-optimal when you can use way fewer resources on your prostate.
Please, now, fast. I'm boyvulating...
I want to see a conversation between Virginia from Unicorn Overlord and Camilla from Fire Emblem. 100% chance their discussion invents Incest 2.
It's so cool how they invented monster energy irl so artists had a reference for that girlpipe.
Astolfomaxxing
No, not an uma head, sadly. I mostly just tell people "I have an enormous horse" because keleth is like a 13/13 or something by turn 7.
This is unrelated to my horse perversion on here, legitimately. I just think attacking with a horse so massive it makes god cry is very entertaining.
I read that they’re adding boobs to you In the next update
