Let them drink it. #darwin

Have another drink Peter

One of the greatest performances of all time.

Adidums. Extra stripe.

Nice job.

Who could have foreseen the world’s biggest baby turning on the world’s other biggest baby?

Did you enjoy Gwar and /or Static X?

In the span of 24 hours, they gave $5M to the family of a woman who broke into the Capitol and arrested a Congresswoman for exercising her duties. Not feeling *great* about where this is all headed.

Proof this guy is full of SITH.

You should not be surprised.

Trade one clown for another.

Humpty-Dummy?

Care more about cars than children.

Sucks to wake up everyday with the alarming thought, "Now what?"

He goes to Disney World to creep on minors.

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, but only if they pay me 5 million dollars for my instant-citizenship Gold Card.💰” -Comrade Krasnov
#GrifterInChief

Could not agree more. The Prez & VP are shameful, embarrassing Putin puppets & a disgrace to our country. 🤮

#SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦

Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.

She kind of looks like Michael Myers.

Tickets secured!

If he's worried about men battering women, maybe he should ask for Pete Hegseth's resignation?

The Dumbest of Trade Wars enacted by the Dumbest Administration for these Dumbest of Times.

Yes, because he's a liar. He works for a liar. He works with other liars. Should we act like we're surprised?

"The buck stops here"- Harry Truman

"I don't take any responsibility at all."- DJT

He "got stuck" watching Seth Meyers? I guess Musk wouldn't let him have the remote.

In 1979, Jimmy Carter installed solar panels on the White House. In 1986, Ronald Reagan tore them down along w/Carter’s clean energy funding.

This sums up the difference between the two men & political parties. Investing in solutions for the future vs canceling progress to score political points.

Found this gem today.

Someone get Billy Corgan a hot tea.