Flunkey, the Eye’s royal correspondent, points out that Brian counted himself among Mandelson’s friends in the distant past but gave him the royal cold shoulder after resignation number two.
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Maybe at this stage Starmer's best bet is to change tack and say he was actively trying to turn the diplomatic service into some sort of rehabilitation of offenders scheme.
I will never cease being mildly bemused by the LEAVE STARMER ALONE reply guys on here.
... When it's ajar. (No, hang on, that doesn't work, does it?)
Schrödinger's Strait.
Thank you, this has made my and several colleagues' day.
It's called “Developed Vetting” because you have to ask follow-up questions after every single source says “Fucking hell no, not Peter Mandelson, no way.”
QUICK EVERYONE BREATHE OUT
NEVER.
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Yes I'm going to fire 2,000 people and leave us with minus 1,972 staff.
Well, SOMEONE's trying to leave their mark in the month they're in charge.
Ooh get you Martin Luther
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To be fair, his doctor did look a bit like Jesus.
And you. Thank you for reading me!
Try @gaystheword.bsky.social !
Of course.
Like you'll hear the end of it anyway...
But to the concern of his colleagues, Ben finds himself growing more and more obsessed with the secret of Hobbe's Folly. Why does it have no doors or windows? Is it to keep people out – to keep something too awful to imagine trapped inside?
The present day, and a young council officer is tasked with finding the story behind an unassuming brick building that is all that stands in the way of a vast new housing development.
1904: Naive bookseller's assistant Henry Canning arrives at Hareswood Lodge to catalogue the library of its late owner. But he's unprepared for the horrors that lurk within Matthew Hobbe's collection – and something even more terrible that still lingers in the room itself.
🎺 NEW BOOK! 🎺
Coming this October, my first full-length ghost novella, Hobbe's Folly.
Thank you Eleanor! Sadly any more dramatic performances are on hold until they can guarantee me full costume, hair and makeup and a trailer bigger than Helen's. They need to show proper respect to talent.
U reading my books
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All poetry is pointless: we've got sentences now, use those.
I'm not sure I would take the time to count them.
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Clearly.
