I love when there’s a 60+ degrees swing in temps from one day to the next
and then again a day after that and again after that

I’m a minute late to 420 on 420.

Screenshot of a social post by President Donald J. Trump that says: 'Israel never talked me into the war with Iran, the results of Oct. 7th, added to my lifelong opinion that IRAN CAN NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON, did. I watch and read the FAKE NEWS Pundits and Polls in total disbelief. 90% of what they say are lies and made up stories, and the polls are rigged, much as the 2020 Presidential Election was rigged. Just like the results in Venezuela, which the media doesn’t like talking about, the results in Iran will be amazing - And if Iran’s new leaders (Regime Change!) are smart, Iran can have a great and prosperous future! President DJT'

This reads like someone trying very hard to believe their own story.

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Molly needs to STFU.

Sheena’s maybe not saving like she should but she’s a whole veterinarian; Forrest can’t even
support himself.

What business is it of Molly’s what a grown woman (who she’s not related to and hasn’t asked for 1¢) does with her own money?
#90DayFianceBeforeThe90Days
#90DayFiance

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So, Lisa’s dumping Daniel? Guess that goat died for nothing. 😕

#90DayFianceBeforeThe90Days
#90DayFiance

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Some woman is saved in Daniel‘s phone under “wife”?

What’s Lisa saved under… “cash cow”? 🤨

#90DayFianceBeforeThe90Days
#90DayFiance

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I love how Elise just worms her way in.

Like who the hell are you, lady?! She’s exhausting. 🙄

#90DayFianceBeforeThe90Days
#90DayFiance

This war is so damn confusing. It’s why we shouldn’t let drunks and dementia patients run it.

I loved that show. I watched it on Hulu last summer.

Very wise.

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Ever look at “On This Day” photos and feel like you’ve been kicked in the heart?

It’s like our devices are trolling us.

“I see you’re just trying to get through your day— btw, here’s a pic of you from exactly a year ago today with somebody you love who’s not in your life anymore. You’re welcome.”

It was. I was always a big fan of Ray Liotta. It’s a shame he passed away too soon.

Your cue: random TV scene that you think about a lot. Go!

Last scene of the “Time of Death”, the 2004 ER episode where Ray Liotta played an alcoholic ex-con and his trippy stream-of-consciousness as he tries to atone for his sins before death. It won him a well-deserved Emmy in 2005.

She seems to have an invisible touch
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
She seems to have an invisible touch
It takes control and slowly tears you apart

Genesis 19:86

Best Star Trek captain.

Wrong answers only.

Best Star Trek captain.

Wrong answers only.

It’s really depressing to see how little RFK and others in the administration care little for anything other than self-aggrandizement. They don’t care who they hurt, or who dies—they don’t take any of it seriously.

Language Matters Why English is so hard to learn Marlene Davis YOU think English is easy? Check out the following. 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid in his hospital bed. 12. There was a row among the oarsmen about who would row. 13. They were too close to the door to close it. 14. The buck does funny things when the does (females) are present. 15. A seamstress and a sewer fell 2. The farm was cultivated to produce down into a sewer line. produce. 3. The dump was so full that the workers had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture shown at the store. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier decided to desert his tasty dessert in the desert. 7. Since there is no time like the pres- ent, he thought it was time to present the present to his girlfriend. 8.A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10. I did not object to the object which he showed me. 16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail around the mast. 18. Upon seeing the tear in her painting she shed a tear. 19.I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 20. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? Heteronyms These are brilliant. Homonyms or homographs are words of like spelling, but with more than one meaning and sound. When pronounced differently, they are known as heteronyms.

Marlene cooked with this one.

Beetlejuice: ITS SHOWTIME

*creeping into the house at 2am careful not to wake anyone*

the dog:

Hangxiety - the stress that comes from hanging onto shit we don’t need.
#Minimalism #Truth

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“I feel the need. The need for speed.”
~Ecclesiastes 51:50

the Bible verse (Ezekiel 25:17) quoted by Jules in Pulp Fiction is not real; it is largely a fictional monologue written by Quentin Tarantino and Roger Avary.

It's called "AI slop" because it is slop generated by AI

"Let the world fuck itself," Pharaoh says to herself as she's smoking a cigarette, downing her whiskey, and listening to her favorite music in her backyard.

i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew

Oh Lord, ooh you are so big. So absolutely huge. Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here, I can tell you.

The White House and Oval Office are gilded vulgarity.

What he says…

The Shallow State: So many Trump voters know they got it wrong. They feel the cognitive dissonance. But cognitive dissonance is a real bitch. It fights to vanquish the conflict as an intrusion, to keep you addicted to a faulty world view. For most, it creates rationalizations before resolutions.

Few tasks more cursed than making a cup of tea in your hotel room. A graceless act. Like artificially inseminating a pig. Sure you might end up getting what you want, but the process only shames all involved.