Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.
Damn I figured Conan was too busy to this kinda shit
pondering this, considering
JOSEPH AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT (Lloyd Webber, Rice 1971):
An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet
This episode led my greatest pitch to date, the naked mole rat sweater:
It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”
Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.
tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse
Yes
We are watching Game 7 of 2026 World Series and @thelastbags.bsky.social has not convinced me that this stat is unnecessary
Why does baseball not have offensive errors? How do we track when a runner does something that they shouldn't have??
u can take a toll on me 🧿
they should invent a falling asleep on the couch that happens in bed
Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die is a lovely little treat of a movie, and I didn't know it existed until about 3 hours ago. Go see it.
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
Enjoy a small time capsule of something that was really enthralling in the early 2000s. In today's episode of The Lore You Know we talk about Lost youtu.be/Z5N4tfRrtto
I got to help explain LOST to my friends, and in doing so, realized I actually do love this incredibly confusing, fascinating, stupid show. Please listen and let me know what I got wrong because who could remember all this junk.
This game is about a fanciful world that once achieved great heights but was corrupted by weak wills and excess. It's also about lil bugs. We talk about #hollowknight on The Lore You Know #podcast
NEW: This isn't about "training." The two agents who murdered Alex Pretti - Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez - have been with Border Patrol for 8 and 12 years respectively. You can't reform CBP. Abolish ICE/CBP. www.propublica.org/article/alex...
"ICE has definitely gone too far but we still n-" no we don't. Whatever the purist version of what you think their job is supposed to be is, we don't need them for that. We can just get rid of all of it and put that money towards some, anything else.
Today’s retreat is absolutely an attempt to take pressure off of Congress to rein in ICE so that a funding package can get through.
That pressure has been effective. We can celebrate Minneapolis’ win but we need to keep the pressure on. They’re not going to stop forever.
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
