Off to the south of France with work. Could be worse 🌞

Decided to get Douglas a friend and am now on the hunt for an Italian Greyhound

Are they modelled on your bootyhole

Unplanned overnight in peteborough due to train issues. A joy.

Good god how is there still one day left of this week

😂😂

Thankfully it’s only an hour while I change trains. I do still request thoughts and prayers.

Sadly I find myself in Birmingham.

Worth it to call you out

I thought we couldn’t see

Omg it just crashed and I’ve lost over 10 hours of game play I want to CRY

Lucky you

Face precum

Are you sure

If I go to the gym but only sit in the jacuzzi can I still log it as a workout ?

Cluck cluck bitch.

Come round. We can have a feast.

Buzzzzzzzing

What’s ur order xxx

We’ve accidentally discovered that the Doug is terrified of the Alexa. Proper shakes with fear

Josh brought home loads of ice poles from work and it’s honestly made my bloody week

YES JP!!!

Just watched Josh bridh his teeth and learned he moves his head and not his brush. That’s weird right?

👏👏👏

Last month I got to travel through the Black Forest for work and this month I get to go to the south of France visiting Marseille and Nice. Pinch meeeee 😍🤏

Just got bleach on my jogs 😫

Only nice day of the bloody BH weekend and I’m spending it catching up on work.

I think this tops an Easter egg hunt

I wish

Walking into the gym changing rooms while “Oh Yeah” plays on the sound system is objectively hilarious