We all know the solution to the global top shortage is more DL dudes

Christmas! Just a week away! Woohoo!

Damn… not a single like of comment… really says a lot about my customer base

It’s the month of giving!! (Bottoms do NOT interact with this post)

Attention shoppers!!
With Black Friday coming up, we'll be running a BIG CLEARANCE SALE of our most NAUGHTY, USELESS and WORST SELLING toys! 💙

Hit me up, bestie

Very DISAPPOINTED in my current Toy-Insurance policy. Do NOT sign up with SqueakFarm! Bunch of (literal) rats!

A VERY high value toy of mine blew up the other day and they dropped my claim because I, quote: “Intentionally stepped on him to the point of failure.”

EPIC stuff, i love the shineeee

Attention shoppers!!
With Black Friday coming up, we'll be running a BIG CLEARANCE SALE of our most NAUGHTY, USELESS and WORST SELLING toys! 💙

PEAK!!!

Shoplifters make for such lovely merchandise ~~

Best part is we're giving this naughty toy away for FREE, first come, first served!! Only at PEPPER'S®

You applying or what!!??

Just doing my part for the local economy - BUY LOCAL!!

Attention shoppers! Wanna join the Pepper's® team? Why not apply as:

MERCHANDISE MODEL | FULL TIME

Key Skills:
- 5 years experience (in holding perfectly still)
- Ability to DO AS YOU ARE TOLD
- Willingness to work long hours

Benefits:
- Competitive pay
- Full medical cover
- Company pension

Remember: Alpha-dog entrepreneurs don't waste time 'thinking' ‼️💯

Did you know-- ???? That October 21st is national blue dog day!!!??

Can’t wait for your patronage!! 💙

Hiii besties! Welcome to Pepper's Freakshop Superstore! Your one-stop-shop for playful pets and well trained toys!
Come on down and support a small local business! -Arf!

Hiii besties! Welcome to Pepper's Freakshop Superstore! Your one-stop-shop for playful pets and well trained toys!
Come on down and support a small local business! -Arf!

Good boys go to therapy 🐾