Danny is angry that Bec reacted classily because he couldn’t make her a monster

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Why are we throwing cue cards on the ground all day stop littering everyone

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If I was Bec and heard Danny describing the time apart as “a weight off my shoulders” only one of us would be leaving the forest

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a man wearing glasses is saying `` i 've had enough ! '' ALT: a man wearing glasses is saying `` i 've had enough ! ''

“As a man-“

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Danny barely tolerates her and Bec is carving his name into her arm with a nail file

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Being as delusional as Bec about my relationship would be my actual worst nightmare

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Every year I say “I want people to actually find love on this show” and yet I’ll fast forward Stella and Filip’s happy marriage because it’s boring

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Someone get Steven a makeup wipe

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Me saying Rachel deserves better in my house

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I DON’T LIKE STEVEN AND RACHEL TOGETHER and honestly I’m brave for that

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If my partner ever described our relationship as “dragging a chain” I would abscond to Peru

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Alissa reading her vows to an empty room made me laugh I can’t even lie, I’m a bad person

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Why is David walking down an abandoned country road like get him an uber

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David found the true love of his life: self respect 🥰🥰

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Me a production assistant hijacking the car and treating David to a happy meal so he doesn’t have to do this

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I say it every season but the violinist is absolutely killing it

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Bec is really on one this episode giving inappropriate drunk aunt at the function and I for one am loving it

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SORRY RACHEL COULD HAVE BEEN MATCHED WITH THE HOTTEST GUY AT THE TABLE AND THEY WENT WITH STEVEN??? Justice for my girl

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Final commitment ceremony the end is nigh I am almost free

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Being a man seems like it sucks, why are yall scared of houses

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Like personally if someone breaks up with me I’m like “oh okay cool” and then cry later watching ps I love you. What did Sam expect? More flowers? Blood?

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Jeez Louise Sam is making me like Chris more which is a quite a feat

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Wowee Bec and Danny are really in two different relationships, nowhere near the same medium let alone the same page

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Sam being upset Chris accepted that he broke up with him is truly wild and I must state again I do not even LIKE Chris

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I don’t even like Chris but if someone hit me with a whole tome of my wrongs I would lose my mind and throw myself into the fire

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Sorry my marriage of 20 years could be falling apart and I would still be delighted by a highland cow to the point of hysteria

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The amount of times Alissa’s mum has called her “too much” makes me really sad for her

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We’re all Bec’s dad staring at the camera in horror when she revealed she told Danny she loved him

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Chris and Sam surely we can play a little Chappell Roan for the road

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I would not move to Adelaide for anyone no matter how perfect they were, sorry it is my truth

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