@cptowers.bsky.social got on Bluesky just to say this Marlins broadcast is straight GAS. Phenomenal

The only thing Trump is honest about is that he’s not getting into heaven

I would go put a shotgun in my mouth.

Idk what this says about engineers 😭

Yup. Only way to get a job if you aren't exceptional is to pick a degree or field nobody wants to do lmao

Internships are so fucking crucial for getting jobs out of college. A lot of schools suck ass at communicating and hammering that into their students tho

I do not care if you are not directly my client, reach out as long as you are part of my community we will serve you we will help you.

Your local non profit healthcare providers have not given up on you!!! We are here to help you we are here to serve you we are here to protect you!! Reach out to your local non profits !!! Your healthcare providers care about YOU.

Anyone in the Tampa area that sees this that rely on food stamps DM me for info on all local food pantries schedules, addresses and numbers!

The fuckery continues

I regret to inform you he continues to get away with it...3.29 atm

Literally the meme I was thinking of lmao

@cptowers.bsky.social 3.03 ERA lmao

I wish he had aged more gracefully. Hasn't been KERSHAW since he was 29

I'm shocked he can even be a #4 with an 88mph max heater

No!!

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I have no idea what you are talking about!

This boggles my mind that people would think this is appropriate. That song is HORNY

Civivi Yonder mini-review (thanks to @kittenkrusader.bsky.social)p

🫂🫂🫂

If you come through we'll make sure you eat good

Fun with pets

Good to be home

This is GLORIOUS

The vibes remain exquisite.

Honestly from that screenshot it sounds like you already found four more reasons

No you aren't

#nutmeg

Drake and Elon are two of the greatest lessons that no matter much money, fame, or "success" you have, you can still be a huge loser