Mine sure doesn’t

I am talking to a man who is so mentally healthy that he checks Instagram *once a day*.

I probably really shouldn’t sigh and say “I fucking hate my job” in front of the new hire.

Cannot wait to play Absolutely Not Robert Pattinson in this stupidly titled game

It has taken me 30 minutes to listen to a four minute song on my lunch break because of my gd coworkers.

New hair, new tattoo, new talking to phase. The cycle repeats itself.

I am playing Avowed - a very fun video game that makes one ask the age-old question:

“Can you fuck the fish guy?”

It’s SO GOOD. But I did tell Gina to stfu several times. Let me know when you finish, I want someone to talk to about it!

Oooh what are you playing? (Also hard fucking agree)

can i tell you about a sex nightmare i had about you

In real life, too

Okay the wheelchair accessibility stuff is really cool, but the driver is behind a glass partition so they can’t hear me yell thank you and I feel like an asshole.

I am on the M2. It is a fucking bus.

Nothing to do at all with the fact that I got stood up but should I delete all the apps and buy a PS5 and work on myself?

A marching style band illustration of woodland creatures carrying weapons with a banner that says " We Will Just Have To Kill Him" in a childrens book style.

Someone's gotta do it I guess
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This is about what I see on the apps when I try to date men in my age bracket

The kindest thing iOS does is let you restamp the time and date on photos, not that the men I sext are smart enough to check exif data.

Oh the sickening joy of flirting with someone new. Oh the half known horrors of what they will be. Oh the assuredness it will be a forgotten waste of time soon enough.

I love this part.

🖤

I’m processing job applications again and the amount of cover letters written by AfuckingI is disgusting. It’s so obvious and lazy, and made so much worse when the word “passionate” is used.

No, you’re not.

They’re just buses that got shot with makeup guns set on whore.

How fun it was to explain to her that even the mid men were not funny or interesting enough to become attractive

“You’d probably have more success if you didn’t only want to go out with good looking men.”

Thank you, mother.

Found out the hard way the phrase “you can’t say the wrong thing to the right person” really only means for romantic relationships and does NOT apply to your bosses at work.