Odysseus straight narcing on himself to Polyphemus at the end of the Cyclops Saga. #EpicTheMusical

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Do any of my friends still use this? I feel like this app died fast unless I'm just not following enough people..

LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOI TOGAMI.
Just because he's in the back doesn't mean WE CAN'T SEE HIM. 🤣

Just FYI, I am engaged to the best person I know. 💖💖 @dylanmobleyvo.bsky.social

The existence of kitten heels implies the existence of daddy heels.

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When the vibrator stops working after one use.

Getting John Cornyn ads on my Spotify after repeatedly saying I don't want them is a hate crime against women.

The fuck, I just read a book. For nothing! YouTube video by boardman1991

Me after reading a bad book.
youtu.be/scR-d7n-f18?...

Anyone care for a sleepy baby in these trying times?

They're not going to and we're all gonna die. The end.

a woman in a black dress is sitting in a living room and looking at the camera . ALT: a woman in a black dress is sitting in a living room and looking at the camera .

No one:
No one at all:
Nidoqueen in Pokemon Stadium 2:

Her gasts? Flabbered.
Her beans? Boozled.
Her heebies? Jeebied.

A real life ad I found on FB Marketplace. I hope this person gets all $250 because they deserve it.

Nope, we're fucked.

The universal truth cube is never wrong for it is the universal truth.

I've seen the I Side With quiz pop back up recently and decided to sit through the very long process of filling it out. Kinda tracks that I'm 90% dirty Socialist and 91% Marxist.

I'm not waiting for anyone to save us because we're beyond saving. Our country will crumble. No point in denying it.

Arin from Game Grumps getting ready to pronounce the P in "Falcon PAAWWWUUNCH"

Mesquite Arts Theatre Welcome to Mesquite Arts Theatre!

mesquiteartstheatre.org/tickets Hey friends, tickets are on sale for the WORLD PREMIERE adaptation of "The Fortune Cookie" at Mesquite Arts Theatre! Y'all only see me twice, but honestly everyone involved is so fantastic it will be a great show! Can't wait to see ya.

Me every time I hear the term MAHA.

My first acting project of 2025 and just one night of auditions already has me convinced it will be a hoot and a half! I am stoked to be working with Mesquite Arts Theatre for the first time. If you're free 4/11-4/27, would love to see you!

I had my post-op this morning, and I asked my doctor if he got the before/after shots like I asked before I went under. Well he got'em, and man, have you ever seen photos of inside your own body? It's surreal to look at.

My fallopian tubes are removed and I am now sterile! Take that, American government. 🖕🖕

Ah yes, the four genders.

About 12-13 pages of informational paperwork to read through, a pamphlet, and some soap that probably smells funky. All ready to get these tubes out! Never been more excited for a Monday in my life.

"hAvInG pETs iSn'T tHe SAmE aS hAvINg a BABY 😡😡"

Oh yeah, then why baby shaped?

New rule! Only buying Funkos/figures I already have franchises for. Example, I can buy Candy Land or Hamilton to *complete* sets, but I can't buy Little Mermaid or Power Puff Girls to *start* sets.

Apparently the only way to put this Kurama figure together is via pegging.

The boy! 💖💖

Me watching Klaus like