How I sleep knowing I ruined Christmas by calling my family out for being racist small town bigots

Gives good head. Makes good omelette. All this and more could be yours

Don't let your dreams be dreams I guess 🤙 ATSB adjacent AND I didn't have to move to Canberra!

Ohmygoodnessme!!!

Ooooh my Delta flight got upgraded to an A220-300 AND out of the new Terminal C at La Guardia!

Logging in to check if Troyes flight really did do that or if he's just telling twink lies

*sweating cum through my pores* hey I'll be in Sydney this weekend let me know if you're free aha!

Wait why did I leave Twitter again? 🤔

Tits were feeling huge but idk can you check??

My ads are full of lab grown diamonds and medical marijuana

Ass. Titties. Shots. Ass. Titties. Titties. Many people are talking about this !

New music from Polo & Pan

my brain cells

🏂 look mom no hands!

Hm

Not to sound like a boomer online but what am I going to do in Denver for a week 🥴

Looking for my next discreet hookup in a skip bin behind the Retravision

"We've left your parcel in a discreet location" they put my parcel IN my bin!! 😂😂

"I haven't seen you in ages!" from a man who never texts 🥴

Troye Sivan has been here

Kinks are weird like you'll be minding your business doing the shopping and get a flashback of fisting someone ??

$458,000 give or take

For sale: Salted hams 🍖

How it feels to ask for a hit of the vape

Pictured: Short kings like @jimmyjamies.bsky.social flying.

Oh hi (Reprise)

Oh hi

Going to the Melbourne Show on Sunday keen for goodie bags 🤩

Like the fucking tweet then