I used to just keep my headphones in if a colleague sat next to me on a train but since my diagnosis of autism I realise this is not a normal thing to do. 🙃

"We listen but we don't judge"

Me listening and very much judging:

Having these filthy things for breakfast.

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The guy who keeps breaking Bluesky.

Me: I'm gonna be good and just have one biscuit with my cuppa today.

The biscuit:

Rumours of Trump being taken to hospital...

Shocker that a few days after the PM talks about better unity with the EU given the shit show of cosying up to Trump, the right are suddenly bashing the EU again about labels for marmalade. It's bendy bananas take 2. Exhausting.

Same but the Aldi Marmite and Cheese ones.

Had a great first morning as BBC's HR Head of Conduct.

And what does "sacked for personal conduct" actually mean

It was knocked over by a taxi last year and they took it away for repairs but brought it back looking as awful as it always did.

Fuck that TERF

Also confused with "some other order or layout." What other order is there??

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You at the Co-op checkout

Self-checkout camera: YOU LEFT THE HOUSE LIKE THAT, HAG?!?

Me when I hear a Steps song playing.

If I ended up in the local paper for being in a queue for a new Savers store I'd never leave the house again.

This £5 note debate is just ridiculous. Can we just find a fat racist otter to put on there to replace Churchill and appease the far right wankers?

The original Heated Rivalry.

Everything reminds me of him.

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Sorry, every time I see the words "to what end" I have to post this.

"I have 3 bottoms in front of me. But only 2 photos in my hands"

Every pancake day I lament the loss of the best restaurant in Manchester.

Yes when she was mentoring Jahmene on the X Factor.

The Asda assistant stopping work when someone grabs a red basket

Gonna tell my kids this was Ilya and Shane from Heated Rivalry.

#Gladiators

Coronation Street streaming on Disney+

Mary Poppins flying in with her umbrella, and Coronation Street characters Shona and David Platt and Carla Connor also holding umbrellas

Coronation Street on Disney+

Can't wait for Mary Poppins 3 where she lands on the cobbles.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, needs to see your video doing a Moira Rose impression as a tribute thank you.