*cool physics teacher doing a rap song*

"These bitches know I got that laminar flow..."

They all know CoffeePHRESH is the creamiest DJ in your computer

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

drinking several potions and activating all my prayers before I step outside like it's runescape

Performance gating? Optimization? I just wanna optimize my grill. 😏

what was yung lean even saying bro

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

legalize being random xD 🥄 🧀 🧇

a video game character with the words " dota time " on the bottom right ALT: a video game character with the words " dota time " on the bottom right

🗣️🗣️🗣️

shawty said she play league I gave her that blasting wand

imagine scrumming here

the scrum chamber

Is that one of those new weight loss drugs? Sign me up! 😃

Twink funeral

Life starts at 28 and ends at 30 😊

Some of y'all spend way too much time outside, and it really shows...

They made it illegal to not book me

waow

Think tank in front of the decks 📊
Socratic seminar in front of the decks 📖
The marketplace of ideas in front of the decks 💡
A true meeting of minds in front of the decks 🧠

I get tired at 11pm now

nature is healing

this machine scrunches humans into NFT's

Sitting on the dancefloor: 😱❌🙅😡💢

Shitting on the dancefloor: 🔥‼️💯😍🎊💵

How to ragebait the homeless and downtrodden (pt. 1/7)

MOTEL 130
Tonight | 10PM EST
18+ Verified | PSHQ Group Only

@reallydev.bsky.social
@sirrosevr.bsky.social
@coffeephresh.bsky.social
@oxidemusic.bsky.social

Joining the discord for a club I'll never go to, and every time they have an event I'll type "damn I can't make it to this one :( have fun guys..."

asking someone a question and saying "reddit" at the end to get a better answer

I'm in my womp womp era