shrek is standing next to a donkey in a field of sunflowers and saying `` like an onion '' . ALT: shrek is standing next to a donkey in a field of sunflowers and saying `` like an onion '' .

New World Odor

a cartoon lizard with pink eyes is waving ALT: a cartoon lizard with pink eyes is waving

Infinite money AFK

I will never vote for Beshear for president. This is insane speak.

I’ve never heard this. Anecdotal but still it’s insane we let high paid consultants anywhere near our politicians.

He’s got unquestionable access to mountains of cocaine and he’s choosing to sleep off a hangover like a college freshman?

Oh no my second home I don’t live in will cost slightly more! Won’t someone think of meeeeeeee!?!

Nocturnal pollutions ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Bilateral carpal tunnel surgery. Chooses local anesthesia only. Feels surgeon cutting extremely thick Neanderthal ligaments. Celebrates emancipation from this prison by driving myself home.

I look forward to him blocking every piece of meaningful legislation that would materially improve the majority of voter’s lives. great system.

Just gotta work an extra 600 hours per month. Easy peasy!

Land that shit on my doorstep. Until then, I refuse to believe in space

Light A Fire In A Fire Pit Challenge. Give him paper, matches and a couple logs.

Bonus test: cook a hotdog followed by a marshmallow

☠️☠️☠️☠️

in a very real way every cybertruck sale is a fire sale

Is there a fire sale on Cybertrucks? I’ve seen so many today. 🤔

Pedolski 🫡

Pedolski

I didn’t survive the Bush abstinence only education moral panic era, and the Obama is teach sex ed to your kids outrage era, only to have these fuckin freaks bitch and moan that teens aren’t fucking now.

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT YOU WANTED. YOU SAID TEENS SHOULDN’T HAVE SEX. YOU WON.

Biden “I’ve cancelled all student loan debt. Who gives a shit? It’s already been spent and it’s already gone. It’s a fucking headache to keep track of it.

My team burned the records too and I’ve pardoned them for it.

Obama should have said “they literally cling to bibles and guns. Have you seen these fucking weirdos?”

Clinton should have leaned into the deplorable shit and doxxed Nazis opening supporting and stoked for Trump.

I attended the anti-Iraq War demonstrations and even a teach-in at my campus quad. History professors, human rights activists, even physicists saying Iraq didn’t have WMDs in the fall of 2002.

It did nothing to stop the murder machine to come. But we were right. Suddenly media is gonna listen?!?!

I bought one for my wife for her birthday because it was a no brainer

lol who’s the German?

Just scrolling away with a big TRUTH at the top. So sad.

Lady in first class on my flight yesterday was the first person I’ve ever seen in person who had the app. My mind was blown away.

Sabrina Carpenter has died after being crushed to death by a 250lb CRT TV

It’s crazy to put it in a lack side table

I’m so fucking lucky for everything I have in this world. I want others to have that luck. It shouldn’t be luck. They should just have good jobs if they want them and go on vacation if they want to and above all have a roof over their heads, healthcare, food to eat and opportunity to have community.

What are the odds I can safely drive from Arizona to Illinois tonight if Trump nukes Iran? I won’t wait to fly back tomorrow.

Holding them in an ICE detention facility would be delightful