My girlfriend chose the fabric — it’s like some mighty hunter bagged a muppet.

And does this mean there’s some sort of revelation that’s about to drop?

Sounds like a dare to me.

The Onion is now accurately reporting the news.

This is around the time X told Trump, “you’re not the president — you need to go away.”

The new Omen reboot is making Trump nervous.

Really would be great if more journalists started talking about his dramatic pivot after he got a huge payoff from Jeff Yass, and how likely it is that he’s been getting money from autocratic governments that he suddenly loves and doesn’t tariff as much as our allies.

It would be great if journalists would just practice journalism of some sort now. Unbelievable.

The only entity “controlled by China, or other foreign or domestic companies” is the guy pushing tariffs.

Did Elon Musk Create A Mysterious Corporation Called ‘United States Of America Inc’? While the company’s purpose is unknown, it shares its name with a widely debunked conspiracy theory, and follows Trump’s claim that Musk will lead a proposed government efficiency commission.

Just curious about why Elon incorporated something called “United States of America, Incorporated” late last year…

www.forbesmiddleeast.com/billionaires...

For years, my closest friends lived right around the corner from there.

👍

oh my God

USAID security leaders on leave after trying to keep Musk's DOGE from classified info, officials say The Trump administration has placed two top security chiefs at the U.S. Agency for International Development on leave after they refused to turn over classified material to Elon Musk’s government-insp...

The same guy who stole top secret documents is now responsible for suspending USAID workers for not sharing classified materials with Elon Musk’s operatives, none of whom have security clearance.

It’s a coup.

apnews.com/article/doge...

It’s Black History Month, so it’s a good time to remember that the press used to strike the first coins issued by the United States was operated by an enslaved man. His name was Aaron, and the man who enslaved him was paid four shillings per day for his labor.

Woke up in the fog.

@schumer.senate.gov is currently the best @schumer.senate.gov parody account of all time.

a person pouring a drink into a glass with a spoon ALT: a person pouring a drink into a glass with a spoon

Livestream from Hegseth’s office right now:

Look at CNN behaving like a legitimate source of news!

Wonder who is getting fired right now…

It's not as if people hadn't been infected by his repeated racist and prejudicial statements throughout his 50 years of public life. Couldn't possibly be what we've seen in plain sight. No, not that.

How were so many people able to predict that Trump would blame DEI for the crash? Must be a psychic mind virus making the rounds.

He’s just so… unbelievably… stupid.

And anyone that can read this drivel and not immediately question his intelligence… well…

What fucking water is he talking about? Is he hallucinating?

A man speaking in a microphone: I live in constant fear of the western descent towards fascism But I digress Thê club is bumping, The ladies look good, The alcohol is flowing. There is much pain in the world but not in this room

At the con, we all fam

I just need for whatever is wrong with his brain to finish the job. I don’t have the energy for much more of this.

I took the screen grab off Truth Social myself. Every day he gets worse.

I’m just exhausted with the idiocy at this point.

If he did, it wasn’t nearly bad enough.