I just need another cousin to get married then I can go back

Pav bhaji, on the other hand, literally perfect

yes YES

Stack of reform leaflets abandoned mid delivery? Apparently someone had a Hans Are We The Baddies moment in real life?

this phrasing now indelibly seared in my mind

this isn’t a crab situation, they were literally given our templates by a defector

Absolutely shameless how the local independents rip off Lib Dem templates

Lib Dem Idea alert

In conclusion, not telling ministers about vetting advice is key to national security, and the Russians would be in Highgate today if I had raised it

loved Thornberry trying to get Richard Foord to swear on tv

Lmao at Thornberry insisting they’re allowed to swear

The Time I Spent On A Commercial Whaling Ship Totally Changed My Perspective On The World Sailor

Now that The Onion is funny again, time to post the best joke that Clickhole have ever done.

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but Victor is much more Gru-like

The year is 2018. Emily Thornberry, the Shadow Foreign Secretary, is questioning Chief Brexit Negotiator Olly Robbins.

The year is 2026.

So why were they working for Napoleon and not Victor Frankenstein?

There’s a decent chance this is being done specifically to own Numtots or whoever

Only if we also count Singapore, Panama, and Gibraltar as world powers

My conservative English teacher has us read The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho if I recall

JPMorgan Chase Managing Director

Like many people in the Brexit years, Starmer exploited forces he didn’t fully understand or control

There’s a good account in the Morgan Jones book of Starmer chairing a Labour meeting on Brexit and being shocked and alarmed to see how emotional people are about it. He’s always been like this

did this “tai chi move” by any chance involve the right arm

Had an awful chat with a Labour guy once where I said “Starmer came to public prominence as the hope of Labour Remainers” and he kept insisting he was nationally known as DPP and the Brexit years were irrelevant

the worst of all worlds so far!

There were people who viewed Starmer as the promised messiah at every anti-Brexit march, and all these years later it’s simply too painful to admit he’s not

I’ve finally figured these guys out, they’re a mutated descendent of FBPE twitter. That’s where the style comes from

It’s incredible MPs could act to save (some of) their colleagues in Wales and Scotland, but probably won’t