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Kachow

ok hear me out...a live action Akira but Tetsuo is played by Shakira

Me looking at you wondering why you're looking at me

Yes I'm posting memes instead of making tiktoks, what of it? Don't you enjoy the meeemes?

he's got that "well you're a fat b**** anyway I don't care you said no" energy

Over the spot stealer. If it's not ogre stealing spots then it's pixi stealing spots

"That'll do donkey" I whisper to myself about something that most certainly will not do.

I've spent the last year doing a combination of devops and software development. What I've learned is that while I enjoy software development I absolutely LOVE devops.

Perhaps that's why all my personal software projects always devolve into "needing" some niche devops problem solved 😉

I realized that dreams are the brain's version of an AI generated story. "give me a story about..." but it only has training on the contents of our memories

I continue to exist out of spite

It might look like they're kissing but what is really happening is the Chihuahua is demanding that pixie stop giving me love

Just to be clear, it's soup for my family

Abusive people like to solve problems that they created so they can "be the hero". In other news tiktok is back and thanking trump for fixing it(before he's in office?) when he's the one WHO STARTED THE BAN IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Solving a problem he creates sounds abusive to me. Deleting.

NotSmol

ChairThief

Smol

From too smol to chair thief

@unpatriarchme.bsky.social my friend!

We won't be erased

If you message me out of pocket I'll probably block you. Am I overreacting? Who cares 🤷‍♀️

Theodogre is tired of my antics

Feefers teefers

Hahaha omg such a gem

Wrong Vikram! I'm here to tell you that you DO need these things! Sincerely, a big nerd with both.

I don't even know how to flirt anymore.
Like, I hope you enjoy memes Because that's the only way I know how to communicate.