I drink on Thursday’s and have a small bladder sue me. I went to the bathroom nine times tonight. The dive I go to has three toilets and I went in each one thrice.

Underrated tweet.

This and a new president

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CUBS SWEEP🧹🧹🧹

The only thing me and the president have in common - we are both obsessed with Taylor Swift

Ope. This lowers my grocery bill right?

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CUBS!!!!!

NFL pausing, and “reimagining” its program to help foster diversity in coaching and front office positions. They say it will return in 2026, but just four months after Trump’s threat to companies that use DEI practices it seems like a calculated business decision.

President Trump climbing the stairs of “Qatar’s Beotch,” the plane given to the United States as a gift from Qatar. Trump is seen climbing the stairs with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

Qatar’s Beotch alright

A pope from Chicago. I’m hearing the Vatican has banned ketchup and replaced all holy water with malort.

Republicans want me prosecuted—I’ll never back down.

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So do I have to pay these student loans or nah

Fuck Donald Trump and every single person that supports that piece of shit

NSA Waltz is the scapegoat for the signal chat debacle

Cubs are 19-1 in Shota starts👀

Didnt expect Jeff Bezos to be such a cuck to Trump

Donald during his pregame Super Bowl interview:

“I hate to do it but.. I watched this great quarterback who has a phenomenal wife. She’s a MAGA fan… she’s a great person. I guess you have to say that when a quarterback wins as much as he’s won, I’d have to go with Kansas City.”

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Cubs SWEEP Dodgers 🧹🧹

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Any excuse to wave the W I will take

Something special is brewing on the northside of Chicago. Cubs with another WILD come from behind win, it just feels different.

DFA Gage Workman tonight

They know they can lie and get away with it. Especially on the network in this video.

Dementia Don

🚨WEAK PRESIDENT🚨
Donald Trump CAVES on tariff policy.

I thought high tariffs were bringing back American jobs and cheap American products, why would he back track on that? did someone finally educate the buffoon in charge?

A third of the dodgers roster would be up for visa removal/deportation if they weren’t good at baseball

Wasn’t his role as a SGE limited to 130 consecutive days anyway? His time is just running out

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