If you’ve read The Brothers Karamazov, is Fyodor basically Frank Gallagher from Shameless?

I use an app on my iPad called iScore. I have used it for at least 7 or 8 years.

My first scoring of the season and for a great game. #Orioles

It changed the futures from red to green

RIP Robert Mueller. Goodnight, sweet prince.

RIP Chuck Norris. Goodnight, sweet prince.

You are a body wrapped around a tube. Everything you’ve ever eaten stayed inside that tube.

If you want to pay less at the gas pump, fill your tank when it reaches 3/4 instead of waiting until it’s empty.

Boom. Less money.

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Yesterday was 80°, so after work I went to J. Crew and bought four pairs of shorts. Today was in the 30s lol

RIP Ali Khamenei. Goodnight, sweet Ayatollah. 

RIP Neil Sedaka. Goodnight, sweet prince.

Hypothetically, what would happen if Congress, the POTUS, the SCOTUS, all agreed to give blanket citizenship and immigration immunity to everyone physically in this country right this moment?

I revisited Google Keep after nine years and found this.

I wish that I didn’t Kalshi the 10-year Treasury yield for today🤦‍♂️

RIP Eric Dane. Goodnight, sweet prince.

From 2019 to 2024, I was vegan and had zero gut issues. Since changing my diet, it feels constant. Coincidence?

RIP Rev Jesse Jackson. Goodnight, sweet price.

Why doesn’t Obama move to a purple state and run for the Senate?

RIP Robert Duvall. Goodnight, sweet prince.

RIP James Van Der Beek. Goodnight, sweet prince.

Spotted at the Olympics.

People choose a period of the past and call it when things were “right.”

Those “good old days” did not serve everyone equally. Some people, no matter their age, do not see their best time as something behind them.

He’s gonna knock down the Kennedy Center. If he can’t have it, nobody can.

RIP Demond Wilson. Goodnight, sweet prince.

Wonderland Books in Bethesda isn’t holding back with their display.

RIP Catherine O’Hara. Goodnight, sweet princess. “The world is falling apart around us and I’m dying inside.” Same, Moira

😳 #davos

RIP Valentino Garavani. Goodnight, sweet prince.