Not really. Athletes don’t get to make the rules. :(

Don’t blow up the step tracker!!! :)

As you said. Relatable. Sooooo relatable.

A real “stay off my lawn” look. :)

Surly “both” is an option. :)

Happy birthday.

Would that be a bad thing??

And now I have Tom Lehrer’s Smut song in my head.

It’s not a bad thing. :)

I think it’s called “multiclassing”. :)

Did the dog eat the butter?? :)

Man, your boyfriend is a real dog. ;)

I hope @codyjohnston.bsky.social doesn’t learn of this. :)

You are not stupid.

(Don’t ask about the dumbass… Don’t ask about the dumbass… Don’t ask about the dumbass…) :)

BUT, the most important question, did she have fun there??

Third circle of Chadhell? :)

It is a fun series. They did a covid version that was animated.

Still love the cat’s search results. :)

You are welcome.

The shot in one of the “if Google was a guy” videos, where the Google guy takes a flame thrower to the desk when the history was deleted, springs to mind. lol

I’m also sorry.

SEEN it, I mean.

I’m sure you’ve spent it, but…

I will not google… I will not google. :)

Rule 34 exists for a reason. :)

Oh Lordy, for sure. lol

I once was picking up some laundry in my laundry. Hear a creaking. Thought, great. What will fixing the floor cost me?? It was ok. It was my knees, not the floor. :)

Cybernetic Necromancy YouTube video by Cynthia McQuillin - Topic

Ok. This song popped into my head when you said that - youtu.be/kJqzZrGmQ5c?...

*perks my ears* cheesecake you say?? ;)

But it sure beats the alternative. Ouch, my knees.

🫂

But they are so small and cute… no… no… stay awayyyyyyy.