Fire all of the Harbaughs

Mixed feelings on this!

Matt Shaw got replaced by a Jew.

Two very annoying things

Good luck finding subcontractors.

The best use for NBA League Pass is using it to find out what channel or streaming app is showing the game I’m looking for.

I like the NBA Cup. Tonight’s game should be a banger. But we can do better.

1. Start the NBA Cup later.

2. Stop trying to fix the All Star game, turn it into a 3-on-3 tournament (with draft) and a substantial cash prize.

3. Make the NBA Cup final the crowning jewel of all star weekend.

OKC is going to win 75 games then draft Yaxel with their third lottery pick.

If you ask me, the American Championship is bigger than the “national” championship. Go, Tulane.

The Thunder are the best team we have seen in 20 years and they have the draft capital to keep getting better. They don’t have to rely on free agency and they can even trade talent for future assets down the road.

The Kings have to trade everyone all at once to avoid saturating the market with disappointing veterans.

Zach Edey is a +41 in a one point game in overtime. How the fuck?!??

Cybertruck stuck nearly vertically on a utility pole's support wire

nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck

Arsenal out here allowing a small child to score on them.

Rose Lavelle is extremely good.

Sorry

Derik Queen is an absolute Blizzard

Will It Waffle begat Will It Cacio e Pepe begat Will it Caesar begat Will It Tiramisu

Honestly it’s going pretty well for me. I wish Bilal were healthy, but young guys are doing their thing, and I can’t watch because I have YouTubeTV.

The world craves more Wizards.

Traveling is a fool’s paradise IMO

Cade Cunningham about to take his 42nd shot

Kyshawn George is super good at basketball

Brian Keefe with the challenge of the century. Challenging the foul on Whitmore AFTER a five minute review for a flagrant ruled it a common foul.

He is my Mona Lisa Saperstein.

Cam Whitmore has never done anything wrong.

this is literally never not accurate

Spending the next hour on the trade machine trying to figure out how to turn CJ into a potential lottery pick.

1. Carmelo looks comfy as hell.

2. The first two Wiz guys he talks about are Bub and Cam. Maryland forever.

Finally get to watch my first Wizards game of the season! Thanks, Peacock. Go to hell, Monumental and YouTube.

(Detroit -12.5)