Wanna keep pushing my midlife crisis back so that way I can really maximize my lifespan

Stay on that hashtag grindset people

b&w pin-up by tracey (@sheepskin) Commission tracey to create your perfect b&w pin-up.

well slots are not open but i put up the listing in case you want to look vgen.co/sheepskin/se...

Fun fact about paladins that's actually a name derived from King Charlamagnes circle of companions

Truly if you are someone who says "diamonds are worthless because they're just artificially beautiful" and then turn around and pull out a jeweler's loupe to examine if a pokemon card worth $600 is real or not I feel like

I feel like maybe the message you're going for is missing

"Ah", the rat thinks, looking at it's wheel. "I'll simply rest up this weekend. Then, when the work week starts and I'm back upon my wheel, I'll have more energy to dedicate towards running on the wheel."

Making a little banner for my Grey Knights and weirdly quite proud of the kitbash

I am formally making you aware that I am, in fact, excited for the potential of 7.5

Gillin from Dungeon Meshi as the doctor in the folktale 'Godfather Death.' For the fan anthology 'Once Upon a Dungeon.'

Falin and Marcille as the Arthur and Merlin in the legend of 'The Sword in the Stone.' For the fan anthology 'Once Upon a Dungeon.'

posting my first and second pieces for the project we've been sweating and crying over @storyindungeon.bsky.social ! featuring gillin in godfather death ⚰️🦅🌿, and falin + marcille in the legend of the sword and the stone 🐔🧙⚔️!

And that was how I found out I was following a fake Al Jezeera account

yan patch

merch wip :o

I know we've already spoken at length about the costs of being costly, but like.

I don't know mate. We're really claiming that the only way to guarantee that the money you have goes to the bank you have in time to avoid a fee the bank wants to charge you is to pay the bank to expedite your money?

I was looking up dm'ing advice for Death House and people were like "isn't the game impossible to run as is" and I was like why are people being so dramatic but actually it's pretty dire

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

i’ll just go ahead and say that anth was laid off unexpectedly this morning. it would be really helpful people could help support him. the job market, particularly in our area, is not great. and while we are okay right now, we have to be realistic about our mortgage and his insulin.

If you wanted to do the grid thing yourself:

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There are worlds where I put one of the games on here for multiple categories (of the Devil the world) or didn't put games on just because the notion of like certain genres of games not hitting the same in the modern day

I'll defend like 1/3rd of these takes

Sometimes you come out of the darkness like a cryptid simply to make me lose my mind

I want to huff plastic glue and make little lads

If an AI future is what I'm getting left behind from, then Christ, just leave me behind. A girl can only pivot so much, hoss, and I hung up my pivotin' boots some time ago. I don't make videos even though that was supposedly the future of writing ten years ago — I mean, I guess I do, but they're little banjo practice videos for my friends, not expressions of a desperate careerist impulse. I use social media with the attention-crazed dopesickness of an addict, not the care and forethought of a professional, as any cursory read of my posts will confirm. I'm a writer by trade — a creative, as you might say — and here you are, running a business you don't even understand into the ground, deskilling my trade and expecting a thank you when you explain how you're doing it. If I don't devalue myself the way you continually devalue me, you warn, I'll be left behind. Okay, says I! Quit making it my problem and go! The dust you leave me in will settle, and in the meantime, I will keep doing my work in much the way I've done it since I first became literate.

‘if you don’t learn to use AI, you’ll get left behind!’ 🍆✊
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"why do I have to keep giving you guys consent to take my picture"

I don't know Clarence you're right I'll just take pictures of you for work without your consent and photoshop you into a big diaper and say you hate puppies you're right

On one hand, it's really sweet that I said to my boss "oh my laptop is old and bad" and they went out and picked up a new laptop for me to work on at work

On the other hand, why is it a Mac why do they hate me

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On one hand, I'm always really glad when my friends and family have really kind and open hearts.

On the other hand, please stop opening yourself up to peril they've already betrayed you twice it's starting to get insulting to me who's warning you shit will go bad because it already has twice

Hilarious moment today when all of my coworkers have been asking me to DM a work dnd session and canceled, apologizing to me

Mate the sooner I leave work the sooner I get to see my mistress, Madam Sleepnumber

should I have had spicey buldak before work today?

No.

I plead the fifth

Truly burning my fingers was just what I needed to make this morning complete

Whenever I'm about to get a haircut I remember that time when I was in high school and cried because my parents demanded I cut the emo bang.

Thank God for puberty or I'd have to really reflect on what that said about me as a person in that time.

It's about the guy from lala land getting a pet rock and saving the sun from vore