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Posts by Noir Blueberry

meanwhile babycat turned 11 (what?!?) but we are agreed she is still a cute little baby and always will be

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me becoming someone who actually cooks things is...well, it's weird but generally good?

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oh, maybe a chicken sandwich for lunch! with a chili lime sauce! jalapeños..and...and...oh wait I think I made a fajita 🌶️

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in other news, I overstuffed that drawer under my oven and gave myself a bad bruise trying to get the drawer open to access my old pans

I am my own little situation comedy

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if cute yoga outfits make me want to work out more (they oddly do!), then fancy cookware will make me a better cook, OBVIOUSLY 😹

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just checking in to see if darth is out of hibernation yet...having somehow accepted that a fake red panda would hibernate like a little bear

my cat that is actually a tiny little baby tells me to just suspend my disbelief already! 😹

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GenX confession: kind of obsessed with that show about JFK Jr and Carolyn Bessette Kennedy. Mostly about her. I was so into her whole vibe in the late Nineties (still basically dress like her). And I was heartbroken when their deaths were announced on my birthday all those years ago.

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tightened my budget, felt like it was gonna be okay, and then I went to the grocery store

oh, well, I'll be poor, but I do have rosemary sourdough bread and a couple of limes

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She is the sweetest, LOUDEST thing I will ever know. 😹

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this is a CAT checkpoint. show me the most recent cat image on your phone

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my aunt sent me a right wing propaganda magazine and I now believe tariffs are good

okay, maybe not

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happy birthday!

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Still waiting for an all ice cream diet btw.

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But I'm not sure a wacko all meat diet guy (other than RFK Jr) actually exists, and annoying vegans are everywhere.

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Sorry, can't watch any sportsball today. Anthony Bourdain is teaching me how to cook.

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I've lost almost 40 pounds, in better shape than I've been in a very long time, and so I thought I could do a thirty minute yoga|pilates (cardio) fusion class at home LOLLLLLLLLLL. That instructor lady is a beast!

And I will try that again some other day when my heartbeat normalizes again.🤣

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The Valentine Cat has entered the chatroom. Little baby heart on her little baby face. 🩵

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Yes! I loved them!

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the monkeycat™️ has broken his own record: yoga mat destroyed in less than 24 hours of it sharing his home

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I hope our racist president is enjoying all the images flooding the internet of the Obamas being happy, a thing he'll never be.

A little schadenfreude for your Saturday. 😽

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Babycat has a tiny little wound above her nose (I blame a certain monkeycat, though I have no specific evidence), and it's in the shape of a heart. Even her blemishes are adorable. 😻

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LOL it's not like they're leggings. 😜

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Trump REALLY hates that Obama is happier than he is. And smarter, wiser, more respected, etc etc etc etc etc.

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Would I date this Denver building?

Tabor Grand Opera House

The man that got away.

If you can be in love with a ghost, I am.

Sometimes I wander by the Federal Reserve, which stands where he stood, and pine.

He passed away in an Urban Renewal accident.

No. I have to move on.

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manterruption

how have I not heard this term before today, when it happens literally every day of my professional life?

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I MEAN...this was from last night's rooftop drinking 🩵🩵🩵

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reminding myself to be grateful I live in such a beautiful place 🩵

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HOLY SHIT this was only twelve days ago. I have aged since then. Stress kills, people.

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I keep thinking about this fact that his last words were are you okay and hers were I'm not mad at you and it feels like a weird coincidence but it's just a reflection of the fact that the people who are coming out to take care of their neighbors are good and the people who are after them are bad

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