Text that says, “Sexing your rat”.

I’m mentally 5

Just wanna say that one of my roommates basically dumped a full bowl of pasta into the sink, fuck you dude!

Some people are crazy

This is my best post, so sad it didn’t bang

Eating chicken tenders and fries with chocolate milk at 2am because I’m mentally still 9 years old

Also Yakuza

I still need to play RE8 😭

I’m only moderately cooked

What the fuck

Yes because I’m American

The difference is that you’re cool and also joking most of the time, not trying to act intimidating (although I might be biased)

I am going to kill you.

Hi catgirl

Honestly cannot stand people who will randomly switch to using periods on a whim to Start Sounding Serious in messaging. If it’s actually something serious and unfortunate then sure but people will do it for the most useless things to “intimidate” people or something?? Idk it just pisses me off

And the crowd goes silent 💔

Need this

Sometimes I forget I’m a real adult (20 btw)

Merry Ombgus Christmas

Looking back at 2023 tweets is so weird, I was definitely more openly unwell mentally sometimes but now I’m somehow just chill despite probably being in a worse situation than I was then but whatever I’m somehow fine

Kinda crazy how I’m actually the only real person while also being the most correct and best person all the time, who decided this?

Yeah I’m thinking woke is back

The more that time goes on, the more evident it is that cuck porn is an integral part of the conservative ideology.

My bad

Silksong all bosses tierlist.

Unfortunately we’ll have to crucify you for it, sorry!

Also here’s mine

The International Day for Failure is tomorrow on Monday, October 13th, 2025.

Huge day for some of us tomorrow

Card created: 2022-08-02 Card last updated: 2025-02-03

At least yours is on your profile, I have one that I made that I’m pretty sure I’ve shared with nobody ever

Queers

:donemygoat: awesome

“Long story short, it’s over”

I interviewed for a job last Friday and they said they’d get back to me by Monday afternoon, and it’s now Tuesday with no word back from them