I think he uses Drain-O for mouthwash

The US Secretary of the Navy, John Phelan, a businessman and art collector who has never served in the military, flew at least twice on Epstein's plane with Jean-Luc Brunel, and got his job by donating millions to Trump's campaign is apparently stepping down. No word on why yet.

Top Trump Terror Official Exposed on ‘Sugar Daddy’ Site A complaint filed with the DHS inspector general’s office accuses the 29-year-old of seeking out older men to fund her luxury lifestyle.

It's not just the older men in the Trump Administration, even Trump's Dep. Assistant Secretary of DHS in charge of Counter-Terrorism is into the 'sex for money' scam, only in her case she advertises for men to sponsor her lavish lifestyle in exchange for being her 'boyfriend.' Only for big spenders.

US Navy Secretary Phelan ousted as naval blockade of Iran continues | CNN Politics Secretary of the Navy John Phelan was ousted from his position, six sources familiar with the matter told CNN, as Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell announced Wednesday evening that Phelan would be depar...

www.cnn.com/2026/04/22/p...

Things are going great 🥴

BREAKING: New data shows ZERO oil tankers passed through the Strait of Hormuz today, signaling what appears to be a complete shutdown of the Strait for the first time in history.

The Strait normally carries about 20% of the world’s oil supply.

Iran…if you’re listening, please disclose any secrets you may have

Thank you for your attention to this matter

Ka$h doesn’t have a drinking problem

He gets drunk…falls down

No problem 😉

Otherwise known as…Operation Epic Financial Fuckery

What a difference 3 weeks can make for a dog ❤️

Trump: The Strait is fully open!

Reality: We are now witnessing the first-ever complete shutdown of the Strait

The FBI Director Is MIA Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.

Kash Patel is drunk a lot and jumps to conclusions without evidence and is terrified he’s about to get fired — wild, wild story here from The Atlantic
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

a woman is holding a cup of coffee and saying `` witnessing karma like '' . Alt: a woman is holding a cup of coffee and saying `` witnessing karma like '' .

I guess attending all of those parties at Mara-Lardo was just a waste of time

I would demand dinner and drinks before agreeing to stare into anyone’s orb

Iran is rejecting Trump’s claim that Tehran agreed to hand over its enriched uranium stockpile.

A source close to Iran’s Parliament Speaker said “no form of nuclear material transfer to America has been negotiated,” directly contradicting Trump. 1/

He must have found Hegseth’s stash

The real life villains are much worse, though 🤓

“I did not have relations with that man Epstein.” 🤣

In case anyone is unclear that he and his family and friends are war profiteering, he included the stock ticker — seemingly to remove any doubt

It looks like Chinese netizens are trying to compete with the Iranians in trolling Trump.

He’s such an easy target, lol. 🎯

Even people who are more “financially secure” are putting off having children because even with two incomes they cannot afford childcare

In case you missed it-
Survivors of the deadliest Iranian attack on U.S. forces since the war began say Kegsbreath is lying about the events. They say their unit in Kuwait was left dangerously exposed when 6 service members were killed & more than 20 wounded.
www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-wa...

Donald J. Trump O @realDonaldTrump I know why Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the Number One State Sponsor of Terror, to have a Nuclear Weapon - Because they have one thing in common, Low IQs. They're stupid people, they know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows it, too! Look at their past, look at their record. They don't have what it takes, and they never did! They've all been thrown off Television, lost their Shows, and aren't even invited on TV because nobody cares about them, they're NUT JOBS, TROUBLEMAKERS, and will say anything necessary for some "free" and cheap publicity. Now they think they get some "clicks" because they have Third Rate Podcasts, but nobody's talking about them, and their views are the opposite of MAGA - Or I wouldn't have won the Presidential Election in a LANDSLIDE. MAGA agrees with me, and just gave CNN a 100% Approval Rating of "TRUMP, not Hand Flailing Fools like Tucker Carlson, who couldn't even finish College, he was a broken man when he got fired from Fox, and he's never been the same - Perhaps he should see a good psychiatrist! Or Megyn Kelly, who nastily asked me the now famous, "Only Rosie O'Donnell," question, or "Crazy" Candace Owens, who accuses the Highly Respected First Lady of France of being a man, when she is not, and will hopefully win lots of money in the ongoing lawsuit. Actually, to me, the First Lady of France is a far more beautiful woman than Candace, in fact, it's not even close! Or Bankrupt Alex Jones, who says some of the dumbest things, and lost his entire fortune, as he should have, for his horrendous attack on the families of the Sandy Hook shooting victims, ridiculously claiming it was a hoax. These so-called "pundits" are LOSERS, and they always will be! Now Fake News CNN, The Failing New York Times, and all of the other Radical Left "News" Organizations, are "hail…

Spiralling.

A win! A federal judge just ordered the government to hand over evidence from ICE agent Jonathan Ross’s killing of Renee Good.

Trump just posted a video of a woman getting murdered on his Truth Social account truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

Melania Trump wants these photos and emails to be scrubbed from the Internet. Please stop liking and sharing them. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Breaking: Epstein survivors release statement slamming Melania for trying to absolve herself of involvement in Epstein’s crimes.

“Melania Trump is now shifting the burden onto survivors under politicized conditions that protect those with power.”

Last June, the man credited with introducing President Trump to his wife asked the administration for a favor. Paolo Zampolli, a former modeling agent turned presidential special envoy, had learned that his Brazilian ex-girlfriend was in a Miami jail, arrested on charges of fraud at her workplace. They had been in a custody battle over their teenage son. Now he saw an opportunity. He reached out to a top official at Immigration and Customs Enforcement, explaining that his ex was in the country illegally, according to records obtained by The New York Times and a person familiar with the communications. Could she be put in ICE detention? That could help him get his son back. The official, David Venturella, promptly called the agency’s Miami office to ensure that ICE agents would pick up the woman from the jail before she was released on bail, according to the records and a person with knowledge of the conversation who requested anonymity to discuss it. During the call, Mr. Venturella noted that the case was important to someone close to the White House.

Oh.

Holy hell please let this be the reason Melania ran to the press: the guy who imported her, Einstein visa and all, used ICE to deport the mother of his child.

Zampolli was in Hungary w/JD.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/20/u...

A spoiled ass rich person complaining about how unfair life has been to them

Everyone should take pity and spend their hard earned dollars on that book 🥴

NEWS: A second U.S. Air Force combat aircraft has gone down in the Persian Gulf region, per NYT. Officials say an A-10 Warthog crashed near the Strait of Hormuz, with the pilot safely rescued. This comes as an F-15E was shot down over Iran—one crew member recovered, search ongoing for another.

Handing out the Epstein files at CPAC.

From @thegoodliars.bsky.social