Until we start charging $7.99 a month to look at it, we will never unlock the full potential of The Moon

I stg if I see Odegaard dribbling at a sprint towards the Arsenal goal one more time

I believe it is spelled "pardner."

I am absolutely also this person.

"We are terrible, ecstatic, self-ruinous creatures greedy for and undeserving of love."

Lol what is up with this pitch?

First new photo from the moon:

stop making burgers

1) taller. how tf do you think mouths work

2) sodden with melted cheese like... how do you expect people to eat this

3) fancy. a $20 hamburger is not elevated peasant food it's just inflation

Odegaard looking pretty sharp today

Frustrating to see a player make a courageous pass only to have the receiving player just play it back out instead of turning goalward

Imagine the Sisyphean labor of dry mopping the floors of the O'Hare International Airport.

It is the year 2035. There is no food but every centre left politician has a podcast talking to a right wing politician. All are spiritually called That's Centretainment. Only the same 300 people listen to them, the rest of us save our phone battery for emergency broadcasts

I think that if you're a parent and you want your child to experience a world of wizards and magic, you should get them into heavy metal

Sci fi authors nailing it again

Do you want to play a game?

Wow, Kepa made a hash of that

Lol so all season that happens to Gyokeres, and the second Gabriel is attacking City it is a foul, sweet

Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.

He had Rage, too. Tiger Jump!

"Billionaire Marc Andreessen says he has Narcissistic Personality Disorder"

the only thing i’ve ever done in my life

Unreasonably happy to see tattoos on chefs here. Some things are universal

Ohhh like the Timberwolves? Man, I do that all the time with Spurs as well lol sorry

I just spent like 5 hours as ambassador to folks in this bar in the Netherlands

So I traveled to the Netherlands from the US the day of the Levekeusen match, found a local Irish (yes real Irish people) bar to watch the match in - and had to get back to my hotel to pass out an hour before it started. Woke up to the draw, very sad. THEN saw every other PL result. Not bad lol

That's like 80 miles

I for some reason was hoping it was gonna be the top gun theme song

Look. I'm an Arsenal man. But I'd be lying if I said I haven't watched every Wolves match for the last 5 weeks. I truly believe in them.

Man, talking politics with Euros is tough right now. On the bright side I got the best tattoos in the joint.

That is not really a bright side, I guess.

Nothing but hits from this potato