I used Photoshop's AI tools for the very first time today, and to my complete and utter shock, they're absolute garbage

pretty much every morning i wake up, and the first thing i think is "i hope today is the day google makes it easier to see and access gemini results, i need more of that in my life"

this seems very legit, i should give this person all of our money

i didn't know the spurs were sponsored by 1993 taco bell

Yeah, good point. Snider and Robinson were both great and on-base machines, and accounted for most of the good Brooklyn squads in the 50s.

MLB watch stats are fun, but there's either a huge delay or they're wildly inaccurate. I think it's the latter. The Padres are playing the Angels, and the Brewers are playing the Marlins, yet I've "watched" neither team.

booking a train to MKE for a watch party next month, and the Amtrak website works exactly as well as you'd expect it to

the more i think about this idea, the more of a banger it becomes

Or a MacGuyver where he uses ChatGPT to solve all of his problems, and dies in literally every episode

I'm most surprised that *three* Dodgers did it before Ohtani. That franchise wasn't exactly renowned for awesomeness before the move to LA.

tbf he wasn’t pitching against the guardians

Please, We Need More Photos of the Blue Jays Striking Out This is an open letter to every photographer who covers the Blue Jays and Major League Baseball: The supply of photos of hitters looking disappointed is not meeting the demand.

brilliant article

jayscentre.com/news-rumors/...

What the actual fuck? I really enjoyed Anderson. I worked just a few blocks from Edison Field in 2002. I literally watched the Angels win the World Series while at Disneyland.

How Is The ABS Challenge System Working? Catchers Are Crushing, Games Are Slower We now have several weeks of game data to tell us how the ABS challenge system is shaking out in real MLB games.

Curious how ABS is working? This is an interesting read on the numbers:

diamondcentric.net/news-rumors/...

no, I *like* bones hyland

because murphy can't find ashby?

Mason Miller has broken baseball. He has a negative FIP.

No, for reals.

www.fangraphs.com/players/maso...

ChatGPT is obviously, painfully white

you won't believe this one small trick to fix the orioles' city connects

every word in this sentence is a fresh, new surprise you don't see coming

I don’t use next door, but they occasionally send me emails that remind my why I don’t use next door

True, but man, I can't wrap my head around living that way

I just cannot fathom the complete lack of spines on these people. It's so well-documented that trump doesn't read, LIKE AT ALL. God, imagine being this fucking pathetic.

i actually said out loud "very diplomatic of you, perk" after he said that

Who has this favorable narrative of Roberts? I’m not a rabid leftist, and think he’s an absolute shit chief justice. Citizens United on its own is Dred Scott level bullshit.

I could see that team easily beating the Rockies over the final 81

he had to get back to the west wing to make sure miller wasn't licking pens and putting them back in the cup again

Editing a piece, and had to double-check to confirm that Benito Santiago played for the Royals... in 2004.

Dude.

Absolutely devastating, Matt. No words, hope you are able to spend time with your family this weekend and grieve together.

Also, realize that our Blue Jays and Royals sites were mitigating this drop, as their Opening Days were on Friday.