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Posts by Fraser Galbraith

Driver caught doing 135mph was 'picking up Chinese takeaway'

A driver clocked at more than 135mph (217km/h) on a dual carriageway told police they were on their way to pick up a Chinese takeaway.

Driver caught doing 135mph was 'picking up Chinese takeaway' A driver clocked at more than 135mph (217km/h) on a dual carriageway told police they were on their way to pick up a Chinese takeaway.

A screenshot from the viral video Democracy Manifest. A grey-haired man with a moustache is being arrested by multiple uniformed police officers.

A screenshot from the viral video Democracy Manifest. A grey-haired man with a moustache is being arrested by multiple uniformed police officers.

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Stating that the Atlantic didn't give them sufficient time to respond *and* that the Atlantic received a detailed pre-publication letter is certainly a choice.

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Yes, both of them. Nothing was said in order to get the funeral over and done with without upsetting the deceased's family.

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Oh great, yet another hospital drama.

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There was an element of that, not helped by it being common knowledge that the deceased and their spouse had both been cheating on each other for months.

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I've already attended one funeral featuring Goodbye My Lover by James Blunt.

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a man in a black shirt is flying through the air in a scene from the movie mission impossible Alt: Tom Cruise dangling from a wire during the CIA vault heist scene from Mission:Impossible

I mean, compared to the rest of the franchise...

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The Last of the Mohicans.

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Can I interest you in an understated Caledonian home?

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Line chart of reported cervical cancer deaths per 100,000 women in the United Kingdom from 1950 to 2021 where the rate falls from about 8.6 deaths per 100,000 in 1950 to about 1.7 in 2021, an approximately 80% decline.

Line chart of reported cervical cancer deaths per 100,000 women in the United Kingdom from 1950 to 2021 where the rate falls from about 8.6 deaths per 100,000 in 1950 to about 1.7 in 2021, an approximately 80% decline.

Death rates for cervical cancer in the United Kingdom have fallen by 80% since 1950—

Cervical cancer death rates among women in the United Kingdom have fallen by around 80% since 1950. You can see this reduction in the chart.

This progress happened for a couple of key reasons.

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Comic. [Person and person with white hat facing two boxes stacked with $80 price tag and sale tag on each box.] PERSON 1: They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour of work to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks.

Comic. [Person and person with white hat facing two boxes stacked with $80 price tag and sale tag on each box.] PERSON 1: They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour of work to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks.

Make It Myself

xkcd.com/3233/

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I'm just amazed that Mike Johnson has actually seen something for once.

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Weird way to couch this

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There's a v funny video going about where he goes to an MMA gym and a significantly smaller guy turns him into a pretzel. At one point he gets held in a choke while having his own catchphrases repeated at him by his opponent.

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Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

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Amusingly there's a "nukes aren't real" camp *and* a "every big explosion is secretly a nuke" one. The latter think that everything from the IRA Docklands bomb to the Beirut dock explosion was actually a nuke.

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Who's on with you? I wanna bribe them to mention "race to the bottom" on air.

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i think that if you openly help organize people who are compromising accounts on the platform you should be banned permanently

i realize this might seem radical to some people

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Mark McManus as Chief Inspector Jim Taggart

Mark McManus as Chief Inspector Jim Taggart

"There's been an MRP"

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That was quite the "Legal issues and controversies" section. 😬

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Being British I neither know nor particularly care about Mamdani's political stances but I do applaud the concept of a politician who visibly likes the place and people he represents.

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"Face", a 90s Brit crime movie has seasoned criminal Robert Carlyle's character tell a wannabe that the life's terrible, he'd spent years in prison, and would've made more money driving a taxi.
By the end of the film most of the robbers are dead or in jail and the survivors walk away with nothing.

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A neighbour has one. TIL I've been misreading the badge as Jnecoo. Either way it sounds like a fake brand you encounter while browsing Amazon.

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One of my favourite criminal masterminds was the guy who left his prison release paperwork behind in the house he burgled.

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100th Window by Massive Attack

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Memories of Black Bag, where one character can afford a house in London with a garden on just a junior civil servant's salary. At least the married spies have the plausibility of 25 years of doing well on the housing market.

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Yep, she gives off strong "would be a good laugh on a night out" vibes. Related, how good would a drunk DJ commentary for Madame Web be?

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"A perfectly fine actor, but their agent clearly hates them." Dakota Johnson permanently shortlisted.

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