Taking time for yourself is good

The horrors will still be here tomorrow, unfortunately, but taking time for yourself away from the stress is important

I don't know about that, but imma waterboard my children if I hear them talking about the easter bunny

Ngl this hit me kinda hard and is making me really inspired to something very, very right in my life

See, now I'm confused bc I can't tell if they're for or against declining birth rates atp?

The simple answer is that they like the iconography bc of an internal perception of European cultural superiority, but they dislike following the religious tenets necessary to claim that iconography

So they klep it instead and literally act "holier than thou" about it

I'm old enough to remember when being afraid of getting a tattoo as a man meant that you were a girly little bitch

He prefers to say "procuring requisite commodities" while he dons his Mr Peanut tophat and monocle, as the working class plebian is wont to do

It's a very weird kind of narcissism to threaten and demand God's PR guy into giving you his blessing to be evil

Not exactly something new, but still strange to see in my lifetime in this particular sociopolitical era

All this time I thought his full name was Jance Dagic Vance

Even the ones that just ask you to check the box that says 'I'm not a robot'?

I feel this way about Phags Pa and Zanabazar script bc they're pretty

Red Guy from Cow & Chicken was throwing that shit back, now that I think about it

Their complete lack of impulse control would be comical if they weren't killing people

Apologies

It wasn't for nothing it was for less than what he started with

So, all of that death and destruction and terror and *gestures wildly* everything for absolutely nothing

Just like everything else he does

Neat! :D

Is he talking to his children or his toddler-bride?

"Through evocation, incantation and ritual the wiccans' efforts were rewarded as the mad fool's heart seized to a final rusting halt.

His head, however, heavy and bloated with the weight of its owner's ignorance, came down with a meteoric impact upon the button for the nuclear launch sequence..."

That's absolutely gorgeous

A decade ago, someone like this would've been a parody of republicans on some adult swim cartoon

I really can't imagine how much brain damage is necessary to prefer nuclear hellfire to treating other people with dignity

That's bc Alex is a shit-stirrer who harasses people for clout, money and entertainment

But - and I say this as lauditory as humanly possible - he's also a massive pussy

It's giving "Smithers cornered by dancing strippers" vibes

They'll spin their trumtookas!
They'll slam their slooslunkas!
They'll beat their blumbloopas!
They'll wham their whowonkas!

And they'll play noisy games like zoozittacarzay,
A Negro-skate type of lacrosse and croquet!

"Drunk as hell, but no throwin' up,

Halfway home, and my pager's still blowin' up,

Today, I didn't even have to use my AK,

I gotta say it was a good day, shit!"

~The Book of O'shea, 19-9:2

Lol seriously!? That's so freaking cool!

That is such a goal and I hope you achieve it!

I would love to go to something like that, but I can't for the same reason you can't go to ones at night

On the plus side, tomorrow you'll be able to crush a boulder between your thighs, so there's that

We're speedrunning the McCarthy era, I see