"What do you mean I'm just a happy accident and not a mistake?"

Nintendo Switches are the size of a tablet inside a napkin holder.
Having 2 of them is not a wild concept.

I'd like to be
under the sea
in an optimistic garden
in the shade.

Only if you hide the peeling lady behind a curtain, like the wizard of Oz.

Unless you stay off the internet, being able to "game in peace" will probably never happen.
The criteria for "peace" can be made more and more demanding.

Bananas can compare - you can peel them in 5 seconds without a knife. 😉

Both games have suppressed shadow contrast, and a large number of sparkles flying off of things.

Is your gym coach a bowling instructor?

The newest PlayStations have hard drive management menus.

What are the odds that Sony will be able to resist the temptation to include a Device Manager, Registry Editor, Command Prompt, and Local Group Policy Editor?

There should be a Controls/Input section in any emulator.

N64 games are notorious for relying on delicate analog movement, and WASD/arrow movement will often not be good enough.

You mean like Aoshima and Tashirojima?

He had a whole relationship with a joke in Blade Runner 2049.
😉

That person can name things, but not rhyme.

The colors are nice.
The text is rather small.

?
Does it remind them of wet sand?

Way more than 5.

If it filters my air, that's good enough.
😉

Preach.

PCs have a slight advantage over consoles in that area (although they're still clumsy and require too much overhead).

🤣

Chrono Cross

FMV movies > Battle dynamics

Wax painting. 😉

I don't have a favorite controller, but that's because I have 40 of them.

It's clean.

It certainly bounced back from bad ratings.

When I was a first grader, trying to explain the genie animations in Aladdin's "Friends Like Me" to classmates, I still made 10 times more sense than this.

"Do you like music?"

"No, I like The Sound of Silence".

"LOL - nice song you named there."

Who's going to stabilize the definition of "easily"?

Someone's gonna have to create an arbitrary standard, and that'll suffer from 5 different kinds of shakiness in courts.

If they made the part for 10 years instead of 5, would they still be guilty of planned obsolescence?

How would you measure whether there's a margin of planned obsolescence in a producer's head?