We're definitely safe now, right. Right?

It's 10 years today since Prince died.
So a reminder of this, that happened on the other place, because sometimes sadness can still bring laughter.

Good luck. For reference ours didn't arrive until quarter past 12 last week

Kevin review – Aubrey Plaza’s new cat comedy is so irretrievably bad it must never be allowed to happen again The team behind this adult animation is unbelievably stellar – Jason Schwartzman, John Waters, Whoopi Goldberg, Amy Sedaris … Sadly, it’s so awful it’s hard to even express its direness

This review is so brilliant it ALMOST makes me want to watch this awful show www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio... Bravo @dempster2000.bsky.social

Was lucky enough to see it 'live' in the theatre. It's amazing

Police have been accused of using brute force.

I brought an injured crow in from the garden and on closer inspection we saw it was a vel-crow. We’re trying not to get too attached.

It's not just me is it? Where's our lord and saviour's other hand?

Finally watched #Weapons. It is a comedy, right?

What's it like applying for jobs in 2026?

Well...

Every Leeds fan with a spring in their step today despite getting at most 12-15 minutes of actual sleep on average. #lufc

I said before kick off I had a good feeling about tonight - get in!!!!!

Expect you're glad Okafor made it now? 😉

Please don't let us do a Leeds in the second half #lufc

In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

If anyone knows any LEEDS families, please share this with them. I have one more Easter holidays family comedy show and it’s Tuesday 14th. Ticket sales are currently low 😢 so any help spreading the word will be met with eternal gratitude!

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Can we have yet another look at Danny Dyer now?! #lufc

Never in doubt 🤪

Leeds just being very Leeds today 🙄 when we thought the biggest Easter story was going to be Perri keeping a clean sheet #lufc

Scene is WAITROSE CUSTOMER SERVICES DESK. Behind it is a staff member, whose name we will soon learn is BECKY. She is dealing with a customer, for now out of shot, while talking to her manager on the phone. BECKY [on phone]: Yeah, hiya... 2 BECKY: Yes I have a customer here who wants to complain about the Easter eggs. 3 BECKY [putting hand over receiver while addressing the customer stood at the desk in front of her]: Sorry what was your name again? 4 [Pull back to show the customer is a very tall, green-skinned, PAGAN GODDESS, festooned with flowers. Stood next to her is her son, a normal human teenager in a hoodie, who looks mortified by his mum.] PAGAN GODDESS: Eostre the Pagan Goddess of Fertility 5 BECKY Sorry - Your name is Easter…? PAGAN GODDESS: Eostre. 6 [Vicky pauses, trying to take this in]. VICKY: Your name is Easter and you want to complain about the Easter eggs. 7 PAGAN GODDESS: Sorry love, what’s your name? BECKY: Becky PAGAN GODDESS: Well, Vicky - 8 PAGAN GODDESS: If it was you who’d shagged the solar god of the Equinox to give birth to an actual living god - my son Darren here - TEENAGE BOY: Muuum… 9 PAGAN GODDESS: ….only to have all your efforts totally forgotten by history, you’d have a complaint too! 10 PAGAN GODDESS: Aisle four is full of products, with no hint of the true meaning of the festival! 11 BECKY: You mean… Jesus…? PAGAN GODDESS: I mean shagging, Vicky. 12 PAGAN GODDESS: Is it too much to see just a little bit of pre-Christian sex in Aisle 4? TEENAGE BOY: MUUUUM [Ends]

Happy Ēostre!

Prints of this comic (and others) available in my shop - link in bio

A humorous commentary on April 1st suggesting it's the only day people critically assess online information.

Sooooooo true!🤷‍♀️

Left: Kemi Badenoch says if we drill today that money could be used to subsidise energy bills

Right: Kemi Badenoch says no one is suggesting that if we drill today the money would subsidise energy bills

Bielsa is having to make do with an orange cool box tonight. #ENGURU #lufc #smallprophets

I'm a bit ill at the moment but this song just surprised me by making me cry

Marcelo Bielsa in today's press conference for England v Uruguay: "Well, of course I want Leeds to stay in the Premier League, which is where they belong."

Said his time at ER was 'one of the most beautiful memories that football gave me.'

#lufc

Man who talked down hospital bomber says would-be attacker asked for a cuddle Nathan Newby set to receive George Medal for stopping a potential atrocity with an act of kindness

Oh look, here's your Ideal Man. Brave, kind, smiley. Nothing LIKE Tate or Hegseth or the rest of those toxic wankers. Good job mate.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Only positive about this evening - caught the 51 and was home by 10.30 #lufc

The Power of Poetry   with things falling apart and anarchy let loose,   it was only poetry, he found, which had any use,   so he reached for his copy   of The Complete Works of Yeats   and bludgeoned the President of the United States Brian Bilston

On World Poetry Day, here’s a reminder of the power of poetry and its potential to change the world.

Hope you're doing ok

She's suing her plastic surgeon.
"For all the work."
No, just for the boob job. It's a miscarriage of just tits.