One of my dogs is developing a blood feud with a squirrel that lives in a tree in our yard. She's been out there for an hour just glaring up at it from different angles.

Why am I applying for a job and getting seven error codes of absolute gibberish. What good does this do for anyone.

I know I speak for everyone employed, in HR, or trying to get a job when I say we simply need to take WorkDay out behind the barn and [redacted]

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

It's so funny because you guys both posted and I was immediately like, oh yeah duh obviously Asian sunscreen. 😂

Changing our lives over here!

Amazing thank you! I don't know why I didn't think to look for Asian brands.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

👀

They should invent lotion and sunscreen that do not smell, look, or feel like anything. (A lotion in this scenario would simply bring my skin back to baseline neutral without any goopiness or extra moisture at all.)

Scientists, please.

Imagine the embarrassment if she had a brown baby out of wedlock. Absolutely unacceptable. That's why it took so long for the ambulance to get to a hospital, they had to make sure she was gone.

More than anything else what this does is almost precision date my age.

Diana was pregnant with Dodi's baby and the Firm had her killed to hide it.

Stop these are so cool

Never change, Cleveland.

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

Kind of amazing that they didn't anticipate demand and make Rocky toys to have on the market now.

Drop someone drinking

A few years ago there was a nesting goose in a large flower pot right outside of a sports bar door. Like three miles from the Cuyahoga Valley National Park, abundant with goose nesting possibilities not essentially in a parking lot.

Geese. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

I'm too tired to explain this but iykyk, I largely blame South Park for this.

a girl in a cowboy hat is holding a stick and says i 'm tired of this grandpa . Alt: a girl in a cowboy hat is holding a stick and says i 'm tired of this grandpa .

On today's episode of Why Did I Read the Reddit Comments: someone being down voted to hell for arguing in favor of allowing uncontacted villages to remain uncontacted without first approaching them and giving them a full debrief about everything they're "missing" in modern society.

istfg

The Pitt episode stressed me out so much and my baseline anxiety level is so high right now that I'm having the neuropathy I get as a precursor to panic attacks like good god, brain, there's no fucking bear relax and stop making my extremities tingle.

Exactly exactly exactly

For some reason the seminal 2000s hit It Wasn't Me popped into my head while I was in the shower and I would like fail marriage appreciators of a certain age to come with me when I say: Edizzy with Stede.

There's so much potential in the hotel that feels wasted and it's annoying. I have the vacation home dlc so I can decorate whenever I want and those stay decorated, as opposed to the VIP rooms. And once you buy everything you want from the hotel catalog you can only want so many extra Kapn trips

It is so evil. I've never had this happen before despite discussing my meds at every single physical since I started taking them, so now I have to spend time going back through to see how things were coded to try to fight these people. And to find a new Dr because I'm so done with big hosp systems

*Redacted* did not go *redacted* enough.

Guess I'll just be depressed and die of early colon cancer rather than address those issues at my annual physical!

I got a message back from billing that was basically like "As soon as you're diagnosed with anything it becomes a medical appointment" so I guess now your physical is only covered if you have no outstanding health issues to discuss and if your doctor asks about them you have to lie or be charged.