To be *the president* and to yearn for your glory days as a reality tv host

Annnnnnd that’s the (abbreviated) work week!

(slides off back of dinosaur, heads off to acquire mastodon ribs)

Temu Ted!

Schrodinger's Steelers: calling around to move up in the draft. But also open to moving back in the draft. ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE WHEN THERE'S CLICKS TO BE HARVESTED.

Well this seems fucking awful.

Genuinely surprised. You could pretty much set your watch by "low IQ" as a stand-in for the N-bomb for almost a decade.

Challenge: find a Truth Social post where Trump has ever called a white person "low IQ". I'll hang up and listen.

I'd be curious what 33 looks like, since it feels like there's (comparatively) a lot of move-ups to get pick 33... wonder how many are for QBs who they didn't expect to survive Day 1.

greetings from dorktown

I lost my copy of Three Houses when I moved; you may have inspired me to go re-buy it.

(DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY, BACKLOG.)

This is Fitz and June. Fitz just got here and thinks this place is pretty great. June was here first and thinks it's time to return Fitz. 13/10 for both (TT: muester)

Come visit the super-spreader event later this week! I'm sure nothing bad will happen!

As a Pittsburgh Pirates fan, I've noticed the "public-private partnership" doesn't seem to include the city telling Bob Nutting to spend more on payroll to put a competitive product on the field. Just something-something-parking-revenues.

DON’T ALL PLANETS MATTER?!?

“I’m pretty good at what I do, but ‘best’ is a wholly subjective standard.”

Taking off Thursday and Friday for the NFL Draft*, so… Virtual Friday!

*-still not sure how much I’m going to attend in person, but I had the vacation and wanted to keep my options open. (Up to and including avoiding it entirely.)

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

File under “fuck Jeff Bezos”.

“Forgive them, Father, for they play not a 4-4-2.”

we all know I have no life, so:

So, if it happens at all, it'll only be a toy for rich people, right?

My fantasy team cries out for a Roki Relief Revival!

Please, that's "George Wokeington" now.

At this point I’m more comfortable with the Chinese having my data than the Trump administration. But please… do go on. 🙄

Gonna call my stock broker and ask him to put together an aggressive plan to buy a box of Honey Nut Cheerios.

If you attend the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, you should be legally barred from using the term "journalist" to describe yourself from that point on.

Much as I hate what J.K. Rowling has become... come on now, Imelda Staunton's portrayal of Dolores Umbridge. Absolute shit-heel in every way.

My fantasy team would really appreciate it if the Dodgers gave Roki another shot at the closer job. Just sayin'.

"Interesting idea. Not everyone would think to take a punter #3 overall, but there are some interesting strategic options it opens up..."