“Why buy the cow when you can get the nuclear secrets for free”

If a literal nazi was paying my bills I’d reevaluate my life or kill myself. But that’s just me maybe that’s why I’m poor.

Which they will use to raise the salary cap and invest in the play…. Hahahahahahaha I almost made it through that sentence.

African angels: “bitch you don’t speak for us”

It’s almost like a White House full of sexual assaulters see the women in their lives as disposable. Whodathunkit

Like bank robbers who know exactly how long the police response is gonna take

Now I really wanna let the duck in

At a certain point we don’t want answers to follow up questions

The Ultimate "Leopards Ate My Face" Rendition! YouTube video by Franchesca Ramsey

youtu.be/8QGy9D_c1pY

“she made me hit her because I love her”

Brain worms

Empathetic? Really?!?

He once snorted coke off a toilet seat so that’s appropriate

I’d feel safer on a mafia controlled block at this point

Universal balance. The yin-yang of local professional soccer.

Xi reading the art of the deal while laughing hysterically

I hate immigrants who have completely defrauded our government…
Speaking of which I wonder what Elon has been up to lately?

Because they’re treating players like other industries treat workers?

They can steward this capital right up their asses

Prince Vultan and the Predator in a death grip. Vultan has the predators claws, the Predator has Vultan throat almost and Vultan is swinging his club

Prince Vultan celebrating as he lifts the predators severed head the predators body prone on the ground

There’s a reason Predators never come back from Mongo

#toyphotography #figurephotography #flashgordon #scifi #Predatormovie #junglePredator #necafigures #PrinceVultan

Less pop-up fan experiences I guess 🤷🏽‍♂️

It’s almost like they were a bunch of traitors who lost and the confederacy was never really a country.

Prince Vultan in the sky holding a pint in one hand while a Guinness logo hovers above him

Prince Vultan was an odd choice for Guinness spokes person

#toyphotography #figurephotography #flashgordon #brianblessed #beercommercial

The online portal to the records held at the National Archives, and information about those records.

FBI files on her are at the national archives and looks like some are digitized if anyone wants to learn more via primary sources

catalog.archives.gov/search?page=...

The scene of the crocodile being carried in

The scene of the crocodile being carried in

Any film with the phrase “standard crocodile procedure” in any language is worth watching
(but I’m from Florida and I think that’s actually an alligator)

JD Vance meets the Pope
*Pope dies*
JD Vance has peace talks with Iran
*peace talk dies*
JD Vance goes to boost Viktor Orban’s campaign
*Viktor Orban’s chances dies*

JD Vance is the grim reaper

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social

Why did this look ai at first?

Exactly. The extent to which the media controls reality is what really happened.

Imagine that things were a little better, not great but there was hope, and things were more stable in 2024 then they were in 2020 but all the social media “vibes” and podcast bros said the opposite and now we’re fucked.
But hey Nazis got twitter back so hurray for freedom I guess.