Chris. Waffle. Explosion. @therealchriswaffle.bsky.social

It’s a gift to you and the world!

The struggle is real!

I’ve done it and the crowd was a mixture of confused and annoyed. But I guess that’s most of my performances regardless of how many musicians we’re performing with me.

The Salaminizer is top tier.

ROBBED!!!

Did anyone take a nap?

These showtimes are one louder.

Tear that ugly thing down.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

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Show us your creative process in a gif

Show us your creative process in a gif

Planes, Trains, and Popemobiles

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That’s not what I heard…

I 1000% expect Inspector Gadget to be a part of the army Daredevil is putting together.

It’s so good.

And the songs?

Let me know whatcha think!

Oh yeah?? Well, I do double-infinity tariffs on you!

Rainn Wilson as Crimson Bolt, a mentally unstable superhero with a big wrench

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Rainn Wilson will return as Crimson Bolt in Avengers: Doomsday

Jim Carrey as Colonel Stars and Stripes. A born-again Christian superhero

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Jim Carrey will return as Colonel Stars and Stripes in Avengers: Doomsday

Actor Kevin McDonald playing Mr. Medulla, a science teacher at Sky High.

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Kevin McDonald will return as Mr. Medulla in Avengers: Doomsday

You magnificent bastard.

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I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.