I guess you could say I haven’t showered since last year!
Posts by Professor Dynamo
i hope ur birthday is 🔥🔥🔥, 👑
This is #dynamo back in my meth making days
Remember to leave out warm “milk” and edibles this year for Santa
How great would it be if her heavy melee was kicking me with her bare feet haha
My vacation time scales 1:1 with how much deadlock I have to play
Medic TF2 making a deal with Abrams Overwatch (colorized)
it gives me the illusion of escapability as you riddle my fatass with bullets anyways
WHY YOU NO POST MEMES FROM THIS DECADE
I love this symbol, the nice people of reddit give me hundreds of these lil rewards!
Detest Deny Depose Deez Dynamo Nuts
So that’s where I left it
Time for my daily “get eviscerated by haze”
Dam, really rocking the boat Mirage
It’s bc ur too pure <3
Art from @pybun.bsky.social
I suck at Deadlock so much, that it’s my fuckning ult
As in you’re in favor of a haze meta, or a meta of haze sneaking in to teamfights to healing nova everyone?
Because the latter sounds hilarious
first page of a two page comic about abrams, infernus, ivy, dynamo and lady geist from deadlock. panel 1: non-descript room with birthday streamers and decoration. abrams is in the foreground with his back turned from the camera, smiling while holding a gift that his friends gave him. he's facing infernus, ivy, dynamo and lady geist who are all happy to be there. abrams says "i really appreciate the surprise guys!". panel 2: front, half body view of abrams opening the present. he's excited. abrams says "now what else do you guys have here?". panel 3: he lifts up a shirt from the box. abrams with a sudden change to a neutral face as he reads what's written on the shirt. panel 4: he flips the shirt around looking worried as the words on the print are revealed. it says "my boobs are big because i keep all my rage stored there". abrams says "im not all that mean am i?".
page 2 is a full page panel showing the various ways abrams has fought his friends during the ritual. with all of their point of views showing abrams looking very menacing with his face hidden in shadow with only his glowy eyes showing. in the bottom half of the page shows the four in the present, thinking about their memories of their fights with abrams. infernus recalls how he got his sunglasses punched off. ivy remembers flying away only to look up behind her and see abrams way higher than her with the book about to come down on her. dynamo remembers getting pinned against a wall. infernus in the presents scratches his head with a smile of embarassment as he looks away. dynamo with his glasses tilted remembers the memory fondly. ivy says "uhhh" as she looks up trying to remember what she's experienced. lady geist doesn't need to recall anything and straight up answers abrams question with "you are".
abrams surprise party
masamang mag-order ng alchemical pie
Is that ur wish for Natasha?
Alchemical burger
What do u think about deadlock?
/uj I suck at shooting ppl so I’m always down to queue as a support if ur willing to put up with an alchemist
hey
I turn into an atom whenever Marla’s mad at me for my antics
My last black hole let in some funky crabs and now this old guy is our leader
That’s my buddy dynamo 1, I am but dynamo 2
I wish I got to be a part of a starter pack
I throw cum jars instead of piss jars now (character development)