*crossing fingies*

Purple plaid suit

Oh this old thing?

Peace sign in a purple plaid suit

I’m cute and over it

Start by going west!

Well done hot stuff!

Absolutely!

Extra reciprocated

Looking inquisitive in brown and green

I’ve been told that owning a home will upgrade my status to “Extra Daddy”. Who’s extra enough for me?

I’ll give you some rejuvenating snuggles

I’m still partial to swim trunks Verso

Yah, still roughly the same area. My families are over here and as much as I dislike Hillsboro I need them close by

This is my third home buy, just the first time on my own. Very different experience and so much faster

Oh good. Stress diarrhea really is going to help calm the home buying process. 😳😭

I was expecting to be searching for a few months, and to have it all go down in a weekend is nuts

I’m gunna pick up some boxes tonight. Holy crap!!!

Now you’ll really have to come out to celebrate!

Closing is May 20, I’ll be moving Memorial Day weekend 😳

Thank you!!!

I am shaking pretty hard lol

I don’t know what to do with myself rn ☠️

Blåhaj in a Burger King crown

THEY. ACCEPTED. MY. OFFER.

🏡 🏡 🏡 😳 😭 😳

I’m listening…

Influencer: I got my college degree and got a job a realized the grind wasn’t fit me.

Me: No shit.

I will look forward to the day!!!

Offer has been submitted and I want to panic cry. Things are happening so fast and I am so fucking scared and overwhelmed.

Yes everything will be fine, and it’s all to better myself and my life, but that doesn’t make the journey to the end point any less scary. 😭

🎶“We’re whalers on the moon
We carry a harpoon
We’ve got no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing this whaling tune!”🎶

Oh no! I’m so sorry you went through that. Your feelings are incredibly valid and nobody deserves to have their boundaries crossed.

I just woke up Thom, this is the first thing I see?

Welcome back my friend! I hope you’re holding up well through the chaos!

Me with my shirt buttons open

Out in public with 4 buttons undone because im a slut 🍆