Inviting Trump to speak at the White House Correspondents Dinner is like inviting a food critic who only reviews arson.

I think this is called karma 😁

Heidecker “will parody Jones for the site, which Collins said will maintain The Onion’s satirical style.”

I hope the takeover of InfoWars by @theonion.com and @timheidecker.bsky.social that resulted from the bankruptcy brought on by Alex Jones’ evil attacks on the victims of Sandy Hook brings you as much joy as it does me.

13 students, 1 teacher never got to live their lives💔

27 years Republicans fighting Gun Reform

Thank you again, hopeful🩵🌷🦋
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If #LiquorCabinet Bros Patel & Hegseth get fired the same day, the headlines would be…

2 DRUNKS WALKED INTO A… 🍺🍻

Thank you Tricia 🩵🌸🌻 @thewelshtaffy24.bsky.social

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Thank you Hopeful for including me and happy Monday🩵🦋
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Trump Labor Secretary Chavez-DeRemer resigns Her tenure was dogged by allegations of an inappropriate relationship with her subordinate and sexual misconduct by her husband.

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust

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Rotunda of the US Capitol where people are standing, many in military camouflage, holding signs that read "End the War on Iran" among other messages.

The #BraveOfUS stand up and confront power and that's exactly what @vetsaboutface.bsky.social is doing with 150 veterans and active duty military in the Capitol rotunda right now to demand Congress end this criminal war on Iran.

BREAKING: Over 150 veterans protest the war in the United States Capitol building. The largest veterans protest against the war in Iran.

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The US Hockey Team along with the Olympics' world-wide audience can testify for The Atlantic 🍺

Complaint – #1 in PATEL v. The Atlantic Monthly Group LLC (D.D.C., 1:26-cv-01329) – CourtListener.com COMPLAINT against Sarah Fitzpatrick, The Atlantic Monthly Group LLC ( Filing fee $ 405 receipt number ADCDC-12369316) filed by KASHYAP P. PATEL. (Attachments: # 1 Civil Cover Sheet, # 2 Summons, # 3 S...

Here’s FBI Director Kash Patel’s complaint against the Atlantic regarding the magazine’s reporting about his drinking habits: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Kash Patel sues The Atlantic for $250 million over alcohol abuse claims The Atlantic article claimed that FBI Director Kash Patel "has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences."

Cheers to Patel's lawsuit🍻🥂

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The media blackout of Jared Kushner’s historic, ongoing corruption scandal As Trump's son-in-law returns to Pakistan for more talks with Iran, major news outlets are largely ignoring an egregious conflict of interest.

202 articles have been written about NepoBaby Kushner's role in Iran Negotiations yet only 6 mention he's accepted $2 Billion from the Saudi Government’s Public Investment Fund (PIF) and that he's collected over $110 Million in management fees since?

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Ya think? There was NEVER an official medical report and the ONLY doctor ever to comment on his fake injuries was drunk sexual predator Ronnie Jackson!

Here in the U.S. we don't vet or care what's discovered. How else could we hire rapists, drunks, pedophiles, criminals, Russian assets, son-in-law's, etc... and give them all security clearances?

Five takeaways from our investigation into Rep. Cory Mills From stolen valor to a restraining order, here’s what we found.

Cory Mills, who served in the Army from 1999 to 2003, spent a few months of that time in Iraq. Adam Ehrhardt, a medic who once served directly under Mills, told Mother Jones:

“I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire.”

CPJ calls on Kuwait to release US-Kuwaiti journalist Ahmed Shihab-Eldin - Committee to Protect Journalists Washington, D.C., April 13, 2026—The Committee to Protect Journalists calls on Kuwaiti authorities to immediately and unconditionally release Kuwaiti-American journalist Ahmed Shihab-Eldin. Shihab-Eld...

Award-winning journalist Ahmed Shihab-Eldin has been in Kuwaiti detention for over six weeks, apparently for posting images (taken and verified by other news sources) related to the war. Let #Kuwait know he must be freed now.
#freeahmed #freeahmedeldin #journalismisnotacrime
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I'm worried he'll be a Platner

One could liken this to Kissinger's "madman" theory of statecraft, except with an actual madman.

Will this preempt tomorrow’s peace talks that Vance may or may not be attending?

Behind Trump’s Public Bravado on the War, He Grapples With His Own Fears The president’s impulsive style has never been tested in a sustained military conflict, and he’s been ruminating on Jimmy Carter’s failure in Iran.

This must-read @wsj.com article (gift link) is overflowing with compelling evidence of Trump’s mental derangement and incapacity. But by not calling it that, it normalizes the dangerously abnormal. We are all in terrible danger as long as he remains in power. www.wsj.com/politics/nat...

Traders placed over $1bn in perfectly timed bets on the Iran war. What is going on? Suspicious wagers on the US-Israel war in Iran are creating huge windfalls and raising concerns among lawmakers

1/3. And this is one more reason the war goes on in some form — people close to Trump are making money from it.
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

Kushner and Witkoff are going to Islamabad
Vance is going with Kushner and Witkoff to Islamabad
Vance Is not going to Islamabad
Vance is maybe going to Islamabad
Jared and Witkoff are definitely going to Islamabad
Vance may or may not be going with them to Islamabad

Stay tuned🍿

Vance is like the Strait of Hormuz.... status changes every hour

Not once in his 118 seconds of not answering the question did he say NO