Well the media seem to be happy for that incident to sweeped under the rug as well, could you imagine had a United player been involved in that? Would be mentioned every week

Yeah possibly to be fair with that

For sure 😂

It was a sure fool proof plan to be throwing 6 year long contracts at generally unproven managers. Also like there is no downside to be throwing 8 or 9 year contracts to loads of players who never want to leave! 😏😏

Don't need no 2nd guesses 😂😂

Whoever made this is being very fast and loose with the English county borders here 😂😂 They have merged all 3 of Lancashire, Merseyside and Greater Manchester, also Yorkshire is one giant one 😂😂

And Enzo can fuck off and the racist songs he is happy singing

If Forest - obvious answer

If Spurs - Pedro Porro would be beneficial to us and should be at a discounted price.

If West Ham - probably Fernandes but if I am being honest I've only seen him in bits and parts

Burnley - no one

Wolves - João Gomes

Spurs, Chelsea and Arsenal, the biggest comedy trio to come out of London since Del Boy, Rodney and Uncle Albert.

Just finished watching the first 3 episodes of Season 2 and yeah it continues to be good for me, obviously I won't spoil anything for you 😅

Well I think we should have guaranteed Champions League football before it gets to the last game, so should take some pressure off hopefully.

Not watching tonight's game (decided to watch Paradise Season 2 instead), but so good if this result stays the same! Even though you are our bogey team Brighton don't let us down 🙏😅

A fantastic thread 👏👏

I feel that Carrick at this moment in time he is the best option we have but I'm not quite convinced he is the long term answer, but like all managers before him I am willing to be patient and give him time if he indeed gets the job.

The case for/against Carrick🧵. Team data

Looking at this season's team performance metrics for games 1 - 20 under Amorim, compared to games 22 - 33 under Carrick.

What has changed and what can we predict for future performance?

Should Carrick get the job?

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It is something that's been done in the last 18 months, and I will acknowledge that there is a good chance that The TRA were involved in deciding to play that before the games.

In fairness I think on the whole it's overall positive from the crowd whenever it is done.

Mixed feelings about it, I think it has become manufactured to be singing before games rather than it happening organically (but not as nearly as manufactured as that North London Forever for Arsenal). But same time it does build up the atmosphere and gets the crowd singing in unison.

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This is the perfect scenario

😂😂

Yeah he managed to get the team to grind out a result and in spite of the majority of our defenders not being available. He's certainly done what has been asked of him

Too much of the wine? 😅😅

It really did Marit, I was expecting the worse and getting a notification that Chelsea had equalised or Oliver did his usual against us 😅

It's about time we got the some luck especially after that officiating debacle against Bournemouth.

Yeah it was about 3/4 full for Doves last night, which is quite surprising as James and Doves certainly have a crossover.

First time I have seen Doves live and thought they were great!

Well thankfully it ended up being a good result, though by the looks of it on the highlights we needed luck 😅😁

A big 3pts though!

A very good morning Reds!

Doves and James were brilliant as expected last night, did keep one eye on the live score and was buzzing we managed to get a win. From watching the highlights it did appear we rode our luck at times but the result is all that matters in the end 😁

Off to watch Doves & James tonight, I pray for everyone's sanity and patience in having to watch 90+ minutes of the United game tonight.

Yep had the plan to use my bench boost and get a couple of more transfers in. Now I got two of the DGW players sat on my bench 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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So kinda forgot to change my FPL team before I continued on with my night after the game 🫠🫠🤦

Yesss lads! Did it the hard way as per the United way, but got to the final! Fully deserved 👏👏👏😁